Pounced Jokes
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A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.
One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.
Roaming Zombie
A zombie was roaming through the woods looking for something to eat.
He came across two men - one sitting under a tree and reading a book, & the other typing away on his typewriter.
The zombie quickly pounced on the man reading the book and started to devour him.
Because even a brain dead zombie knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
A young m**... on his first term in Africa..
..was reading his bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down beside him. As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another lion came out of the bush and laid down on his other side. Convinced that this was a test of his faith, he returned to reading his bible. As soon as he did, the two lions pounced on him and devoured him. Moral: Do not try to read between the lions.
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