Pounce Jokes
5 pounce jokes and hilarious pounce puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pounce that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pounce Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What is a good pounce joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
One day a devout, Christian man was walking through the forest...
...when he spotted a lion lurking towards him ready to pounce. So, he got on his knees and began to pray to God, "Please, Lord. Let this lion be a Christian lion, so that he will not eat me." The lion then got on his knees and prayed, "Thank you, God for providing me this dinner...
What do you call a deceptive feline?
A lion.
Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying
I'll pounce myself out now...
My cat just ordered a new work out video...
It's called how to lose 10 pounce
What do you call a communist that would pounce on you, if you called them a Stalinist
A POUMa
What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?
Pounce...
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