The Best 5 Pounce Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pounce jokes. There are some pounce survivalist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pounce hawk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pounce Jokes and Puns

One day a devout, Christian man was walking through the forest...

...when he spotted a lion lurking towards him ready to pounce. So, he got on his knees and began to pray to God, "Please, Lord. Let this lion be a Christian lion, so that he will not eat me." The lion then got on his knees and prayed, "Thank you, God for providing me this dinner...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion.

Get it guys lol? Lion ~ Lying

I'll pounce myself out now...

My cat just ordered a new work out video...

It's called how to lose 10 pounce

What do you call a communist that would pounce on you, if you called them a Stalinist

A POUMa

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pounce sparrow jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pounce leopard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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