Poultry Jokes

61 poultry jokes and hilarious poultry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poultry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your friends cackle with laughter with this hilarious collection of poultry jokes. Take your pick from hundreds of jokes about poultry farms, roosts, cockerels, avian life and more. Get ready to have a few good laughs!

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Best Short Poultry Jokes

Short poultry puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poultry humour may include short fowl jokes also.

  1. My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?
    A poultry-geist.
  2. An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, "If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!".
  3. What kind of poultry is good at dancing? A twerkey!
    Apologies for the awful joke. Thought of it this morning and it made me laugh for an unreasonable length of time.
  4. I tried to sell my chickens, ut was insulted by all the low offers. All I could get was a poultry amount of money.
  5. If you have two hundred chickens, you have a poultry farm. If you have two chickens, you have a paltry farm.
  6. I lost everything investing in poultry That's what you get for putting your money in chicken stock.
  7. Did you hear about that business tycoon who made a fortune selling young poultry? Dude was a total chick magnate.
  8. Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level? Brine Atoms
  9. What do you call a dead chicken that terrorizes people? A poultry-geist
  10. I was working in poultry and a women held up a package and asked me, "When does the chicken expire?" "At the factory, when they cut its head off."
Poultry joke, I was working in poultry and a women held up a package and asked me, "When does the chicken expire?"

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about poultry can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of poultry puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Poultry One Liners

Which poultry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poultry? I can suggest the ones about chicken and chicken and hen.

  1. What kind of tree does a chicken grow on? A poultry.
    (came up with that in the shower)
  2. What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
  3. What do you call a scary turkey? A poultry giest.
  4. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist!
  5. I had a dream last night about dancing chickens... It was like poultry in motion.
  6. A chicken crossing the road is ... ... truly poultry in motion.
  7. What are battles between birds called? Poultry Slam
  8. What would you call a super successful poultry farmer? Chick magnate
  9. What kind of tree does a chicken grow on ? A poultry
  10. What do you call an uprising in a poultry farm? A chicken coup
  11. If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry
  12. What do you call a chicken that moves ever so gracefully? Poultry in motion
  13. How did the poultry farmer become wealthy? He sold all his chicken stock
  14. I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey.
  15. what do you call a dancing chicken? poultry in motion

Poultry Farm Jokes

Here is a list of funny poultry farm jokes and even better poultry farm puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Indian chicks are far better looking than the ones from the west thanks to our revolutionary poultry farming techniques
  • My sister recently went to a poultry farm
  • I took my sister and her friends to a poultry farm the other week It wasn't the hen night she was expecting
  • I took my sister to a poultry farm. Apparently that isn't what she meant by "Hen Party".
Poultry joke, I took my sister to a poultry farm.

Uproarious Poultry Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about poultry you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hens jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make poultry prank.

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh?

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Chicken stock has gone up today,

but only by a poultry sum.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder...

It was poultry in auction

What is William Shakespeare's favorite kind of meat?


Turns out I'm addicted to refigerated poultry.

I've gotta quit cold turkey.

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin. I'll see myself out...

What do you call a pathetic number of chickens?

A poultry sum.

A cheap chick

A cheap chick only costs a poultry amount...

Sometimes me and my friends get together to talk about chicks

It's a poultry slam.

What do you call a disease that paralyzes half of a chickens face?

Bells Poultry

What kind of tree lays eggs?

A poultry.

I went to the shop to buy a chicken late one Sunday....

...and upon finding the shelves mostly empty remarked;
''Oh dear, what a poultry selection''

I had a job counting chickens, but I quit.

It only paid a poultry sum.

Don't trust the farmer! The poultry he advertised was far better than the produce he sold!

When I challenged him, he only apologised for giving me a misleading egg-sample.

What do you call a haunted heb house?

A poultry geist .

What did Col. Sanders say to S. Truett Cathy?

Ah, I see you are a man of poultry as well.

Farming experiment

A poultry farmer walks into a bar and orders a white wine spritzer. "Hey Bob," the bartender says. "How's your chicken cross-breeding experiment going this week?" "Pretty good," the farmer replies. "I crossed a chicken with a duck. Now I have a chicken that lays down."

Poultry joke, I tried to sell my chickens, ut was insulted by all the low offers.

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The impact of these poultry jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.