The Best 18 Potus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Potus jokes. There are some potus barack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these potus obama puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Potus Jokes and Puns

Steve Jobs would've been a better POTUS than Trump

Well...

Maybe not?

It's hard to compare apples and oranges.

The bodyguards of the POTUS used to shout "Get down, Mr. president!" during assassination attempts

Now they just say "Donald, duck"

Sleeping with POTUS

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the
President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."...so how does this work? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed
to go over there?"

Potus joke, Sleeping with POTUS

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

Why didn't the POTUS go golfing during the shutdown, since only essential personnel are needed?

Does anyone know the answer?


If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any

-POTUS on covid

The US Postal service released a new stamp with a picture of Donald Trump on it, however the new stamp isn't sticking to envelopes. The POTUS got an investigation underway.

Investigation outcome:
There's nothing wrong with the stamp.
People are spitting on the wrong side.

Potus joke, The US Postal service released a new stamp with a picture of Donald Trump on it, however the new sta

It's bogus

That the potus has just showed us that his modus is to goad us like he's filling up his quotas cause he's on his two week notice

What did the President say to the trick or treaters on Halloween?

"HOCUS POTUS!"

In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said;

"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."



Then Donald Trump came and said Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!

Can we please start referring to POTUS executive orders as...

The #TanCommandments?

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Jesus on his second coming visits POTUS

J: God be with you my son. I'm Jesus..

T: Ok.. So what are you doing on this side of the fence, amigo?

I heard Snoop Dogg wants to run for president.

He wants to put the Pot back in
POTUS.

On President's Day

On President's day, the POTUS steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we get 8 more weeks of bullshit.

The sitting POTUS is a felon.

Yup. That's all.

What's the similarity between POTUS and Batman?

Both have Selinas working under them

Potus joke, What's the similarity between POTUS and Batman?

If Kanye ran for POTUS and won...

would he be 'El President Ye' ?

When the POTUS picks a Supreme Court Justice,

He's not picking our best. They're bringing drugs.. they're bringing crime.. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

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