The Best 26 Potty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Potty jokes. There are some potty urinal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these potty porta potty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Potty Jokes and Puns

Two boys sitting to pee

Two five year old boys are sitting at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the protective skin skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a whole year!"

Potty Training

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:

1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up

She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did a good job.

Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

What do you call a bathroom in a wormhole?

A portal potty.

What makes Miley Cyrus' toilet so special?

It's a potty in the USA

What did the police officer say to the failed porta potty thief that got crushed when it fell on him during his attempted getaway?

Stop! In the name of the law, you are under arrestroom!

What do you call a lycanthrope with a potty mouth?

A swearwolf!

Where do elves like to go potty?

The North Bowl

Potty joke, Where do elves like to go potty?

I hate potty humor

It's the butt of all jokes

The baby is great. My wife and I just started potty training.

Which I think is important because when we want to potty train the baby, we should set an example.

Do you know the difference between a potty and a coffe pot?

No? Don't you ever invite me for coffee!

Ryan had to go potty real bad,

but the door to the potty was Lochte.

You can explore potty poopy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean potty boogers dad jokes. There are also potty puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's a toilet on a Portuguese jetty called?

A porto potty.

My son finished potty training today!

I mean, he's 31, but better late than never!

I was upset about mistaking a time machine for a porta potty.

But then I realized that shit's in the past.

Potty Training

Potty training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...

At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone's crying and wet.

What language does a toilet speak?

Potty mouth.

Potty joke, What language does a toilet speak?

I wish Kanye's new song Lift Yourself would have come out 35 years ago

It wouldn't have taken me so long to get potty trained.

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Using the latest animated film to potty train my son...

How to drain your dragon.

What an outstanding result in potty training!

An envy pee.

(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)

People on Tumblr have PTSD

Potty Trained and Socially Disordered

What do you call a Kid that is potty trained by 3 months old?

a whiz kid

You put your Priebus in

you pull your Priebus out. You put your Kelly in and you shake your head in doubt. You add a Scaramucci and you've got 10 days of potty mouth. That's Trumps White House!

What does Batman call the place where he goes potty?

The Bat-hroom


A scatological paedophile

I should get a dog named Barbie

When she has to go out I can say "come on Barbie, let's go potty"

Potty joke, I should get a dog named Barbie

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the potty tiles jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working potty dookie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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