Pottery Jokes

Funniest Pottery Short Jokes

Short pottery jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pottery humour may include short plant pot jokes also.

1. A friendly reminder to avoid all pottery while the outbreak is going on. They say the virus originated in china.
2. I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore You could say I'm Clay Aiken
3. What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot.
4. What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
   *walks away slowly*
5. Did You Hear About the Pottery Furnace That Exploded? It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.
6. I was making pottery and i fell asleep while doing it.. When i woke my head was spinning..
7. In pottery class I made a container to hold flowers that is patterned after part of the male reproductive tract. That's right, it's my Vase Deferens.
8. My last job fired me Which I thought was confusing, since only the pottery is supposed to go in the oven

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Pottery One Liners

Which pottery one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pottery? I can suggest the ones about ceramic and pots and pans.

1. My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem.
2. I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman He could really rep tile
3. what do you call a good poem about clay? true pottery
4. Have you heard about the knight who was into pottery? Ser Amic
5. I'm making a fortune in pottery. You can even say I'm kiln it.
6. I fell asleep at the wheel last night Now my pottery is ruined
7. What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery? Evasive maneuvers
8. Why is the Whitehouse like a pottery studio? There are multiple firings every day!
9. If I ever get a Chia Pet I'm naming it Hairy Pottery.
10. My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.
11. Why is James Bond such a big fan of pottery? He has a license to kiln.
12. Why did the feminist quit pottery? She got sick of the male glaze.
13. Did you hear about that famous pottery? He was kiln it!
14. What happened when the student s**... his beard in ceramics class? Hairy pottery
15. If I ever make a w**... farm... It'll be called "The Pottery"

Uproarious Pottery Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about pottery you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooking pot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pottery pranks.