Potion Jokes
10 potion jokes and hilarious potion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, s**... this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking his polyjuice potion?
Because it was making him moody.
What does the Jewish potion maker do at work?
Hebrew
What would you call a potion brewing pig in the desert?
A ham sand witch.
Smart Potion
A kid is on his lawn, playing with mud. A man walks up to him and asks, What are you doing? The kid says, Making a smart potion. Would you like some? So the man says, Sure. I'll try some. So the kid gives the man a bit of the mud in a cup to drink. When the man drank it, he yelled, Blech! This is mud! So the kid says, See, getting smarter already.
Why are jewish potion makers all male?
He brew
What is the highest potion in government?
Ombudsman
Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
How does the Potions Master arouse his wife?
Elixir.
Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?
He was a little shellfish.
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