The Best 8 Potholes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Potholes jokes. There are some potholes pedestrians jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these potholes manholes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Potholes Jokes and Puns

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

If we legalized marijuana in Minnesota...

... we could afford to fill in our potholes.

I recently came across a book about a highway system in a third world country

I didn't enjoy it. It was full of potholes.

Biking over potholes sucks

it really grinds my gears


Where do lazy roads put their potholes?

Sinkholes!

On my bike ride home I fell into multiple potholes

This road sees more action in 1 day than me in a week.

My town's public works department is so bad that police has trouble picking drunk drivers up

Everybody is swerving around the potholes

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the potholes pothole jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working potholes car piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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