Pothole Jokes
8 pothole jokes and hilarious pothole puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pothole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Pothole Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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Today, my friend warned a pedestrian about a pothole
I guess that makes him a trip advisor.
My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went
Badum-tsss
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I hide all my w**... in a dip in the road...
I call it my pothole
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Holes of w**...
If I fill a hole with w**...,
Is it a "p**...-hole"?
What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?
"I'll look into it."
What do you call a pothole in a race track?
A loop hole.
No arms, no legs.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pothole? Phil.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall? Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you lift? Jim.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs acting as a buoy? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being peed on? John.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs covered in mustard? Frank.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a Jacuzzi? Stu.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a burning house? Ash.
Jacques and Pierre
Jacques was driving much too fast on the highway with Pierre in the passenger seat. Jacques looked down for a second to change the radio station and hit a pothole. The car was sent hurtling towards the roadside trees, and crashed into a particular large one. Both Jacques and Pierre were ejected from the car.
Jacques came to surrounded by emergency responders, the first thing he asked was, "Where is Pierre?" The responders didn't know because they did not know another person was in the vehicle.
"You must go look for him!" exclaimed Jacques, concerned for his friend. So as Jacques was being treated on scene, a few responders went into the woods to search. A minute or two later, one of them walked out looking grim, and holding a decapitated head in his hands.
He goes up to Jacques and says, "I'm sorry to have to do this sir, but is this your friend Pierre?"
Jacques shook his head, saying "Can't be. Pierre is much taller than that!"
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