The Best 32 Pothead Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Pothead jokes. There are some pothead cocain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pothead homie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Pothead Jokes and Puns
what's the difference between a crack head and a pot head?
If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter, if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge.
What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?
420 raze it!
Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class?
Because a watched pothead never FOILS.
What do you call an abusive pothead?
A weed whacker.
What do potheads do when they see a fire?
Stop, drop, and roll
A pothead, a rapist and a dog killer walk into a bar.
The Steelers must be in town.
How do you bury a pothead?
Coughin'
How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?
"Marriage.. you wanna?"
What do you call a pothead that murders?
Stonedface killer.
How did one pothead greet the other?
High
I have a friend who says he's a pothead but only takes one hit and then he's stoned.
He's not a pothead, he's a mari-wanna be.
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Four Liars and a Pothead walk into a bar...
And someone says, "Hey, look! It's the US Olympic Swimming Team!"
What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless
What is the average height of a pothead?
5'8".
Why can't a a pothead who is addicted to masturbation board a flight?
He's a high jacker.
"I'm not a pothead..."
"I'm not a pothead, I'm a stoner-sapien." - Things you hear on the train
The only advertisement a pothead notices...
Are propa-ganja.
Why don't potheads have close friends?
They smoke their best buds
Where do all the potheads stay when they are at hotels
Floor 20
What does a muscular pothead have for breakfast?
Shredded Wheat
There is a fence
A deer walks up to the fence and jumps over it.
An antelope walks up to the fence and goes under it.
A French guy walks up to the fence and surrenders.
A German guy walks up to the fence and builds a bigger gun.
An Italian walks up to the fence and starts eating pasta.
A pothead walks up to the fence, sits on it and starts smoking weed.
An American walks up to the fence, shoots the pothead, tests how sturdy the fence is, and strips it up to put it on the Mexican border.
Why did the pothead have weak knees and elbows?
He didnt have any joints.
How do potheads propose?
"Marriage....you wanna?"
The difference between a high school pothead vs. a college pothead
Is realizing to get the food before smoking week rather than after
If A Pothead Has 13 Joints
That makes it a baker's dozen.
Why did the pothead seem so smart?
Because all of his buds were so dense...
What did the pothead want for Christmas
A body
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
In honor of 420
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
How did the pothead propose to his GF?
"Marijuana?"
How do you find a pothead in a crowd?
You weed them out
Instead of a Handyman, my apartment complex has a Handywoman.
She's a bit of a pothead but damn good at her job. Today she asked me if I wanted to smoke with her but I declined cuz I can't stand high maintenance women.
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