The Best 67 Potential Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Potential jokes. There are some potential likelihood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these potential prospective puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Potential Jokes and Puns

My physics teacher told me I had potential.

Then he threw me off the roof.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building...

He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today:

"Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"

Potential joke, Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today:

My physics teacher told me I had potential.

Then he threw me off the roof.

A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson.

Potential Employer: We're going to need to do a background check, see if you have a police record.


What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

I think we're looking at the NSA spying thing the wrong way, there are potential positives.

Soon if you forget your email password you'll be able to ring the CIA and they'll remind you.

Potential joke, I think we're looking at the NSA spying thing the wrong way, there are potential positives.

What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base?

One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.

The other is an Iraqi Army base.

quick historical Russian joke from early 90's

Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
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C: Was this meat barking or meowing?

V: It was asking stupid questions.

A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide...

...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A bowling ball jumped off the roof of a tall building.

Looking among the pieces of shattered bowling ball, the Physicist in the crowd regretfully said, "He had so much potential..."

I know I know. I'm not a dad but I teach physics and I've never made up a joke before....

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The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential...

Then he pushed me out the window.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A priest is walking through the woods at night

He is stopped by a policeman. The priest asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The policeman replies, "A Boy Scout was abducted in the area, and we are looking for a potential child molester." The priest thinks for a second, and says, "I'll do it."

A Joke by my Physics Teacher

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.

Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower...

He yells to him "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Potential joke, A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower...

A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge

The physicist yelled out "Don't jump, you have so much potential!"

Breaking up is like physics ...

She keeps saying that I have no energy.

I keep telling her that I have potential.

A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells:

DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL


A Physics student is standing on the roof of a building preparing to leap to his death....

His professor calls out to him, "Stop! You have so much potential!"

The NSA created a dating app to identify potential terrorists.

They called it "Jihad me at Hello."

A Restaurent Manager is Interviewing a Potential Employee, and He Asks Why She'd Be a Good Waitress...

She responds with this: "Well, I guess you could say I bring a lot to the table."

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.

I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum.

It still has potential.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke)

Because that's where students have the most potential.

Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper?

What a shame. He had so much potential.

My physics teacher said i have potential

and then pushed me down the stairs

A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building

'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '

An Asian person robbed my house.

1. My homework is done.

2. My computer is upgraded to its maximum potential.

3. There's a person trying to back out of the driveway.

A physics student was standing on top of a building, threatening to jump

I tried to talk him out of it, because he had so much potential.

"Don't jump!"

One day, a man decided he'd had enough of his life, and went to the balcony of the 30th floor of his office building. He stepped onto the ledge and shouted "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!"

A physics professor passing by heard the commotion and looked up. He shouted back to the man "Don't do it! Don't jump! You've got so much potential!"

What did the policeman say to the guy about to jump from a tall building?

You've got a lot of potential!

A woman is about to jump off a bridge.

A physicist walks by and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What do attorneys and sperm have in common?

1 out of 3 million has the potential to be a human being

My physics teacher said I have potential...

He threw me off a building to prove it.

Jimmy, the electrician's son was grounded by his parents...

I heard his parents say he had no potential

Ex-girlfriends don't understand physics ....

She kept saying that I had no energy, and never did anything.

I kept telling her I had so much potential.

A man is standing on a tall ledge.

A physicist yells from the street, "Don't jump! You have too much potential!"

What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?

Don't do that, you have so much potential!

Tom was grounded by his parents

They said he had no potential

Nothing unleashes your potential like ...

Jumping off a high building... m.g.h to be exact ...

Volta and Ampere interview for the same job.

After the interviews, the managers concur - although Ampere's qualifications are current, Volta is the only one who has potential.

A physicist sees a person on the top of a very tall building.

"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A physicist goes outside and sees a man standing on the edge of a roof

The physicist shouts Don't jump, you have so much potential!

A physicist goes to the top of the empire state building and sees a man about to leap to his death

He runs up to him and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Relieved, the man climbs off the edge and follows the physicist down to the street. The physicist then looks at him again and says: "ah... Never mind".

My physics teacher said I had potential.

This was right before he pushed me off the roof.

A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge

When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."

I was told I would never become anything

So I became a resistor

I have zero potential

How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron

With a KNiFe

Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.

A young businessman has just set up his own company. He rents an office downtown and buys some trendy furniture for it. Sitting behind his new desk, he suddenly sees a potential client come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picks up the phone and pretends that he's calling an important client. Offer them no more than $3 million! he shouts

down the phone. And tell them that if it isn't finished by next week, they won't get a penny! After hanging up , the man says to the visitor, "Hello? Can I help you?" And the visitor replies, Yes, I'm from the phone company. I've come to connect your phone line.

My Physics teacher said to me: you have a lot of potential. You should use it.

We were at the top of the building.

One day a physicist saw a young boy standing on the top of a high building, preparing to jump off.

So he yelled at the boy: Don't do it! You have so much potential!

A physicist is walking along a road when she looks up at a tall building...

She sees a man on the roof getting ready to jump and shouts out to him, "Don't do it, you have so much potential!"

They say that there is a potential murderer in every friend group

I suspected it was Dave so I killed him before he could harm anyone.

COVID-19 home test:

Open a beer and smell it. If you can smell the beer, this is good, as one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of smell.

Now drink the beer. If you can taste it, this is good, as another symptom of COVID-19 is loss of taste.

I was tested 11 times yesterday, and all tests turned out negative.

I need more testing today, since headache is another potential symptom...

Did you hear about the child prodigy who died after falling from the top of a skyscraper?

He had so much potential

I heard that 1 in every 5 people from a group have the potential to be a serial killer

So I killed them all just to be safe.

Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential.

But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.

Potentially funny joke

One day I went to the pet store and picked up some bird seeds. Then, as I was standing in line to purchase them, the cashier was trying to make some small talk with me and I asked, "So how long does it take for the birds to actually grow?" I wonder why she looked at me funny?

What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their first date?

*"We have potential."*

What did the physicist say about the child that jumped off a building?

He had so much potential

A student was standing at the edge of the roof of his school and was about jump off and commit suicide.

Suddenly from the school grounds his physics teacher yells to him, "Don't jump, you've got lots of potential!"

At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away

His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.

I was once in a band called "1023MB ,

I thought we had potential, but we just couldn't get a gig.

A physicist sees a man standing on a rooftop

And shouts

"Don't do it! You have so much Potential!"

My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him

Of course he denied the charge first, but later I found him coiled up in his room.

He's conducting himself better now, so I think that worked out.

Well that's the current situation anyways, but there's definitely potential for greater resistance.

Some days I just feel like I don't have the capacity for raising kids.

He can be a real live wire sometimes.

What do you call a driver that brakes all the way down a hill?

Wasted potential

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