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112 potential jokes and hilarious potential puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potential that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article examines the idea of potential jokes and what they could mean for our reality. It looks at potential energy, the difference between potential and reality, action potential and how suitors can have limitless possibilities, possibly enabling them to make jokes that were never thought of before.

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Best Short Potential Jokes

Short potential puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The potential humour may include short possibility jokes also.

  1. How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker? They'll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english
  2. Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
  3. A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
  4. Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? It's where the students have the most potential.
  5. A physicist sees a person on the top of a very tall building. "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
  6. I was once in a band called "1023MB , I thought we had potential, but we just couldn't get a gig.
  7. A kid asks his dad, "what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'"? His dad responds, "realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again".
  8. What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
  9. They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.
  10. I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential.
Potential joke, I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about potential can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of potential puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Potential One Liners

Which potential one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with potential? I can suggest the ones about possibly and future.

  1. My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof.
  2. My physics teacher said i have potential and then pushed me down the stairs
  3. How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron With a KNiFe
  4. My physics teacher said I have potential... He threw me off a building to prove it.
  5. Tom was grounded by his parents They said he had no potential
  6. I was told I would never become anything So I became a resistor
    I have zero potential
  7. Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential. But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.
  8. My physics teacher said I had potential. This was right before he pushed me off the roof.
  9. morning wood is like my childhood... wasted potential
  10. My Physics teacher said I have no Potential Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
  11. Dang girl, are you a depolarizing cell membrane? 'cause you look like action potential!
  12. What do you call a driver that brakes all the way down a hill? Wasted potential
  13. To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
  14. I'm a poet, and I just don't... ...think I've reached my full potential.
  15. What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? "You've got a lot of potential, son."

Potential Energy Jokes

Here is a list of funny potential energy jokes and even better potential energy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Breaking up is like physics ... She keeps saying that I have no energy.
    I keep telling her that I have potential.
  • Ex-girlfriends don't understand physics .... She kept saying that I had no energy, and never did anything.
    I kept telling her I had so much potential.
  • How is potential energy like a potential future? When you fall down a cliff you're getting rid of both.
  • You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.
  • Fat people have lots energy. Potential energy.
  • In my Science class we were talking about Kinetic and Potential energy. I said outloud "No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic" "Because I have no Potential"
  • I am not lazy I just cant convert my potential energy into kinetic energy.
  • Why do people in Colorado have more energy than people in Louisiana? Because they are full of potential.
  • Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
  • What is potential energy's favourite season? Summer, because it comes before fall

Potential And Reality Jokes

Here is a list of funny potential and reality jokes and even better potential and reality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters under the weight of infinite potential punchlines.
    He tumbles through the void among the shards of broken reality.
    This is the worst joke.

Action Potential Jokes

Here is a list of funny action potential jokes and even better action potential puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A director pitched his crime drama film about neurons to me today It had real action potential
  • At what point in the race did the action potential speed up? About a myelin.
Potential joke, At what point in the race did the action potential speed up?

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Howlingly Hilarious Potential Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about potential you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ability jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make potential prank.

Little Johnny Has A Question

A boy comes home from school one day looking for his father. He has an assignment that he needs a little help with. He finds his father and tells him that he has to write a paper explaining the difference between potentially and actually.
His father says to him "That's an easy one", "Go upstairs and find your sister; ask her if she'd sleep with the mailman for $10,000."
So the boy does as he is told. When he comes back down he tells his father what he learned. "She said yes, dad." "So," said his dad "Find your mother, now, and ask her if she'd sleep with the mailman for $10,000 as well."
The boy does as he is asked, and then returns to his father again.
"She said yes too, dad." "Well, there you go." said the dad.
The boy looked at his father, puzzled.
He smiled, "Potentially we're sitting on a gold mine; but, actually I live with a couple of w**...!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip.

After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Holmes, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Sherlock says
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Watson?"
Watson was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Holmes, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!

So I was walking outside yesterday(potentially offensive)...

when I saw a black guy with a TV. I was shocked, and I rushed back home, thinking it was mine. But luckily, it was still there, shining my shoes.

Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today:

"Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"

My physics teacher told me I had potential.

Then he threw me off the roof.

A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base?

One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.
The other is an Iraqi Army base.

quick historical Russian joke from early 90's

Quick context - Soviet Union just collapsed and Moscow streets are full of desperate people trying to some money to survive. A dialogue between street meat vendor (V), and a potential customer (C):
***
C: Was this meat barking or meowing?
V: It was asking s**... questions.

A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit s**......

...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A bowling ball jumped off the roof of a tall building.

Looking among the pieces of shattered bowling ball, the Physicist in the crowd regretfully said, "He had so much potential..."
I know I know. I'm not a dad but I teach physics and I've never made up a joke before....

The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential...

Then he pushed me out the window.

A priest is walking through the woods at night

He is stopped by a policeman. The priest asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The policeman replies, "A Boy Scout was abducted in the area, and we are looking for a potential child m**...." The priest thinks for a second, and says, "I'll do it."

A Joke by my Physics Teacher

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A physicist sees a man about to jump off from the top of Sears Tower...

He yells to him "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge

The physicist yelled out "Don't jump, you have so much potential!"

A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells:

DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL

A Physics student is standing on the roof of a building preparing to leap to his death....

His professor calls out to him, "Stop! You have so much potential!"

The NSA created a dating app to identify potential terrorists.

They called it "j**... me at Hello."

Sherlock and Watson take a vacation

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

A Restaurent Manager is Interviewing a Potential Employee, and He Asks Why She'd Be a Good Waitress...

She responds with this: "Well, I guess you could say I bring a lot to the table."

Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president.

I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email

Did you hear about the physics student that committed s**... by jumping off a skyscraper?

What a shame. He had so much potential.

A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building

'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '

Former intelligence agent: "I have potentially explosive information on Trump's relationship with Russia."

Buzzfeed journalist: "Ok please go on."
Former intelligence agent: "I have information that a number of years ago, Donald Trump visits Russia."
Buzzfeed journalist: "Oh really? So then, what happens next?"
Former intelligence agent: "What happens next will shock you."

A physics student was standing on top of a building, threatening to jump

I tried to talk him out of it, because he had so much potential.

"Don't jump!"

One day, a man decided he'd had enough of his life, and went to the balcony of the 30th floor of his office building. He stepped onto the ledge and shouted "I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna jump!"
A physics professor passing by heard the commotion and looked up. He shouted back to the man "Don't do it! Don't jump! You've got so much potential!"

What did the policeman say to the guy about to jump from a tall building?

You've got a lot of potential!

A woman is about to jump off a bridge.

A physicist walks by and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What do attorneys and s**... have in common?

1 out of 3 million has the potential to be a human being

Jimmy, the electrician's son was grounded by his parents...

I heard his parents say he had no potential

A man is standing on a tall ledge.

A physicist yells from the street, "Don't jump! You have too much potential!"

What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?

Don't do that, you have so much potential!

Nothing unleashes your potential like ...

Jumping off a high building... m.g.h to be exact ...

Volta and Ampere interview for the same job.

After the interviews, the managers concur - although Ampere's qualifications are current, Volta is the only one who has potential.

A physicist goes outside and sees a man standing on the edge of a roof

The physicist shouts Don't jump, you have so much potential!

A physicist goes to the top of the empire state building and sees a man about to leap to his death

He runs up to him and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Relieved, the man climbs off the edge and follows the physicist down to the street. The physicist then looks at him again and says: "ah... Never mind".

A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge

When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."

Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.

A young businessman has just set up his own company. He rents an office downtown and buys some trendy furniture for it. Sitting behind his new desk, he suddenly sees a potential client come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picks up the phone and pretends that he's calling an important client. Offer them no more than $3 million! he shouts
down the phone. And tell them that if it isn't finished by next week, they won't get a penny! After hanging up , the man says to the visitor, "Hello? Can I help you?" And the visitor replies, Yes, I'm from the phone company. I've come to connect your phone line.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

My Physics teacher said to me: you have a lot of potential. You should use it.

We were at the top of the building.

One day a physicist saw a young boy standing on the top of a high building, preparing to jump off.

So he yelled at the boy: Don't do it! You have so much potential!

A physicist is walking along a road when she looks up at a tall building...

She sees a man on the roof getting ready to jump and shouts out to him, "Don't do it, you have so much potential!"

They say that there is a potential m**... in every friend group

I suspected it was Dave so I killed him before he could harm anyone.

COVID-19 home test:

Open a beer and smell it. If you can smell the beer, this is good, as one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is a loss of smell.
Now drink the beer. If you can taste it, this is good, as another symptom of COVID-19 is loss of taste.
I was tested 11 times yesterday, and all tests turned out negative.
I need more testing today, since headache is another potential symptom...

Did you hear about the child prodigy who died after falling from the top of a skyscraper?

He had so much potential

I heard that 1 in every 5 people from a group have the potential to be a serial killer

So I killed them all just to be safe.

Potentially funny joke

One day I went to the pet store and picked up some bird seeds. Then, as I was standing in line to purchase them, the cashier was trying to make some small talk with me and I asked, "So how long does it take for the birds to actually grow?" I wonder why she looked at me funny?

What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their first date?

*"We have potential."*

What did the physicist say about the child that jumped off a building?

He had so much potential

A student was standing at the edge of the roof of his school and was about jump off and commit s**....

Suddenly from the school grounds his physics teacher yells to him, "Don't jump, you've got lots of potential!"

At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away

His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.

A physicist sees a man standing on a rooftop

And shouts
"Don't do it! You have so much Potential!"

My son kept chewing on electrical cables so I finally had to ground him

Of course he denied the charge first, but later I found him coiled up in his room.
He's conducting himself better now, so I think that worked out.
Well that's the current situation anyways, but there's definitely potential for greater resistance.
Some days I just feel like I don't have the capacity for raising kids.
He can be a real live wire sometimes.

The Story of Creation as told by Dog

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy, and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.

My math teacher told me that I won't amount to anything because I smoke w**......

But my physics teacher says the higher you are, the larger your potential!

Did you know the US police have the most comprehensive and well maintained database of potential racist shooters?

They call it the payroll .

Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

Cargo space? he asks.
The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, Car no do that... car go road.

Me talking to a potential date. I am 30 years old and have the body of a 18 year old Potential date: Oh yeah? Prove it . Me,

I would but I really don't want to walk over to my freezer right now .

The reality of dating....

Young kids use a dating app on their phone.
Older kids use a dating website on their computers.
Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.
Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.
Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.

A man tries to find success as an Anti-motivational speaker

"In today's world of toxic positivity, we need more HEALTHY NEGATIVITY! Acknowledge your limitations! Understand your lack of potential! Remember that in this world of many people, you are NOT SPECIAL and EASILY REPLACEABLE!"
An audience member suddenly stood up, tears streaming down his face.
"Is this what it's like to have a Father?"

During an interview the potential employer asked the young man What you consider to be your greatest weakness"?

The job applicant replied Honesty.
The interviewer commented "Honesty? I don't think honesty is a weakness.
The young man replied I don't care what you think!

Potential joke, During an interview the potential employer asked the young man What you consider to be your greates

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