Potential And Reality Jokes
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The reality of dating....
Young kids use a dating app on their phone.
Older kids use a dating website on their computers.
Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.
Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.
Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
A guy walks into a bar.
The universe instantly shatters under the weight of infinite potential punchlines.
He tumbles through the void among the shards of broken reality.
This is the worst joke.
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
- Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
- Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
- Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
- Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
- Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
- You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…
Potential
Youngest son asks his father: "Daddy what is the difference between "potential" and "reality"?
Dad: I will show you, Dad turned to his wife and ask her: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 Million Dollars?
Wife answers: "Yes of Course! I would never waste such an opportunity to be a millionaire"
Then Dad asked his daughter if she would sleep with Will Smith for 2 million dollars?
Daughter: "Wow! Yes Yes! I will, that's my fantasy"
So Dad turned to his elder son and asks him: Son, will you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 Million dollars?
Elder Son replied: " Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 Million dollars, I would never hesitate!"
So the Father turns to his younger son and said: " You see son, "POTENTIALLY" we are sitting on 4 Million dollars,
But in "REALITY" we are living with two prostitutes and a gay guy!
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