The Best 17 Potent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Potent jokes. There are some potent acetaminophen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these potent opioid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Potent Jokes and Puns

How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron

With a KNiFe

They say that there is a potential murderer in every friend group

I suspected it was Dave so I killed him before he could harm anyone.

Potentially funny joke

One day I went to the pet store and picked up some bird seeds. Then, as I was standing in line to purchase them, the cashier was trying to make some small talk with me and I asked, "So how long does it take for the birds to actually grow?" I wonder why she looked at me funny?

Potent joke, Potentially funny joke

Potential Employer: We're going to need to do a background check, see if you have a police record.

Potential vs realistic

A boy asked his dad to help him with his homework explaining potential vs realistic.

Dad tells the boy to ask his mom if she would sleep with an old man for 1 million dollars.

The boy asks and she says yes.

Dad tells the boy to ask his college aged sister the same. He does and she says yes.

The boys tells his dad what they said and the dad says:

"Potentially we are millionaires but realistically we are living with a couple of whores"


How is potential energy like a potential future?

When you fall down a cliff you're getting rid of both.

Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW]

Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day

Potent joke, Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW]

You have so much potential

But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.

The most potent strain of marijuana has just been released to the public

reports say consumption has reached an all-time high

Anything has the potential to become a DUI checkpoint...

if you crash your car into it.

Did you hear about the new strain of marijuana so potent you won't even be able to stand on your own two feet?

They call it tumbleweed

You can explore potent strain reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean potent mightier dad jokes. There are also potent puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Whenever I see the sign reduce speed ahead I turn around

I don't buy less potent drugs

Where do potential Ben and Jerry employees go to learn the trade?

Where do chemical engineers make the most potent mixtures?

Concentration camps.

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What do you call a gas that's potent enough to end all wars?

A Nobel gas.

Potent joke, What do you call a gas that's potent enough to end all wars?

We don't use our whole potential

Did you know that the average human being only uses 10% of Microsoft Excel?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the potent strong jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working potent medicinal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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