Potentially Jokes
38 potentially jokes and hilarious potentially puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potentially that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Potentially Short Jokes
Short potentially jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The potentially humour may include short possibility jokes also.
- How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker? They'll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english
- Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
- A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
- Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? It's where the students have the most potential.
- A physicist sees a person on the top of a very tall building. "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
- I was once in a band called "1023MB , I thought we had potential, but we just couldn't get a gig.
- A kid asks his dad, "what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'"? His dad responds, "realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again".
- What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
- They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.
- I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential.
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Potentially One Liners
Which potentially one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with potentially? I can suggest the ones about possibly and preferably.
- My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof.
- My physics teacher said i have potential and then pushed me down the stairs
- How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron With a KNiFe
- What do you call a snowman on the winter solstice? Melted potential.
- My physics teacher said I have potential... He threw me off a building to prove it.
- Tom was grounded by his parents They said he had no potential
- I was told I would never become anything So I became a resistor
I have zero potential - Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential. But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.
- My physics teacher said I had potential. This was right before he pushed me off the roof.
- morning wood is like my childhood... wasted potential
- My Physics teacher said I have no Potential Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
- Dang girl, are you a depolarizing cell membrane? 'cause you look like action potential!
- What do you call a driver that brakes all the way down a hill? Wasted potential
- To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
- I'm a poet, and I just don't... ...think I've reached my full potential.
The Funniest Potentially Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about potentially you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eventually jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make potentially pranks.
A physicist goes to the top of the empire state building and sees a man about to leap to his death
He runs up to him and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Relieved, the man climbs off the edge and follows the physicist down to the street. The physicist then looks at him again and says: "ah... Never mind".
Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president.
I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email
What did the physicist say about the child that jumped off a building?
He had so much potential
At a frat party, a young man fell off the balcony and tragically passed away
His physics professor came to give a eulogy. He said He was such a brilliant student. Right at the end of his life, he had so much potential.
What do attorneys and s**... have in common?
1 out of 3 million has the potential to be a human being
During an interview the potential employer asked the young man What you consider to be your greatest weakness"?
The job applicant replied Honesty.
The interviewer commented "Honesty? I don't think honesty is a weakness.
The young man replied I don't care what you think!
A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells:
DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL
What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?
Don't do it! You have potential!
A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building
'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '
Little Johnny Has A Question
A boy comes home from school one day looking for his father. He has an assignment that he needs a little help with. He finds his father and tells him that he has to write a paper explaining the difference between potentially and actually.
His father says to him "That's an easy one", "Go upstairs and find your sister; ask her if she'd sleep with the mailman for $10,000."
So the boy does as he is told. When he comes back down he tells his father what he learned. "She said yes, dad." "So," said his dad "Find your mother, now, and ask her if she'd sleep with the mailman for $10,000 as well."
The boy does as he is asked, and then returns to his father again.
"She said yes too, dad." "Well, there you go." said the dad.
The boy looked at his father, puzzled.
He smiled, "Potentially we're sitting on a gold mine; but, actually I live with a couple of w**...!"
What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?
Don't do that, you have so much potential!
