Potatos Jokes
7 potatos jokes and hilarious potatos puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potatos that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Gardens (only clean joke I know)
Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
What do you call two Scottish potatos who have just recived a rock as a prize?
Kilt tubers with won stone.
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The guy from the seed store is very s**...
I asked Him for potato seeds and He gave Me a full sack of potatos instead.
Potatos aren't very attractive
...until they've been with someone appealing for a while.
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My Cheesy r**... Joke
Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.
*Average Potatos?*
Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.
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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?
Your Mother.
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Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa
Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos
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