The Best 9 Potatos Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Potatos jokes. There are some potatos beanstalk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these potatos eggplants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Potatos Jokes and Puns

Gardens (only clean joke I know)

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How many potatos do you need to kill an Irishman?


Putin and Medvedev go to a high class restaurant.

Putin says to the waiter "For the meat I want a rib-eye steak, medium rare. The potatos are to be baked with sour cream".

The waiter asks "what about the vegetable?"

Putin looks at Medvedev and back to the waiter and says, "He'll have the same"

What do you call two Scottish potatos who have just recived a rock as a prize?

Kilt tubers with won stone.

The guy from the seed store is very stupid

I asked Him for potato seeds and He gave Me a full sack of potatos instead.

Potatos aren't very attractive

...until they've been with someone appealing for a while.

My Cheesy Redneck Joke

Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me.

*Average Potatos?*

Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters.

What do you call a group of special needs kids in a car trash compactor??

Mashed potatos.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the potatos potato head jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working potatos sweet potato piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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