Potatoe Jokes
41 potatoe jokes and hilarious potatoe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potatoe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Potatoe Short Jokes
Short potatoe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The potatoe humour may include short tater jokes also.
- I couldn't find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they'd seen it... Apparently, she left me two days ago...
- My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
- I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids... Apparently she left me two days ago.
- These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
- I was having dinner at my boss's house. His wife said "How many potatoes would you like?"
I said "Just one please."
She said "Oh come on, don't be so polite!"
I said "Ok. Just one, you ugly cow." - I've been trying to find an alarm clock made out of a potato... ...ever since I had a meeting with my boss about arriving late for work and he told me "Get a potato clock".
- Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
- Two cannibals sat around a campfire One turned to the other and said, "God, I hate my mother-in-law."
His friend said, "Well then try the potatoes." - Latvian Joke. What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? - What do a hot potato and a thrown pig have in common? One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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Potatoe One Liners
Which potatoe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with potatoe? I can suggest the ones about fries and cauliflower.
- What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater
- What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man ? None.
- What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator.
- What's more Irish than potatoes? No potatoes.
- What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.
- I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato
- What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato.
- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
- What do you call 2 potatoes that hate each other? Starch enemies
- What do you call a boat full of mean potatoes? A dictatorship
- Lost job and no money for buy potato.
Also is cold.
Regret immigrate to Detroit. - Waiter! These potatoes taste powdery. Yes sir. We use only the finest ingredients.
- What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- What do you call an authoritarian potato? A dicktater.
Fun-Filled Potatoe Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about potatoe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turnip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make potatoe pranks.
2 potatoes standing on the side of the road. How can you tell which one is the h**...?
The one wearing the sack that reads IDAHO
Potatoes For Everyone!
A party official asks a farmer how things are going, and the farmer replies that the harvest is so bountiful that the potatoes would reach the ''foot of God'' if piled on top of one another.
''But this is the Soviet Union,'' says the commissar, ''there is no God here.'' The farmer replies, ''That's all right, there are no potatoes, either.''
Two potatoes stand on the street corner. How do you tell which one's the h**...?
It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the p**...?
It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO
Potatoes from Chernobyl
An old woman is shouting at a Ukrainian farmers' market: "Potatoes from Chernobyl! Potatoes from Chernobyl!" A passer-by asks her, "Why are you telling everybody that your potatoes are from Chernobyl? No one will buy them from you." "They do, my dear, they do. For mothers-in-law, for neighbors..."
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the p**...?
It has a sticker that says IDAHO.
(I'll hide under a rock now)
If you see two potatoes standing on a street corner, how do you know which one is a p**...?
It'll have a sticker that says "Idaho"
How do potatoes get to space?
Using the starch ship enterfries
Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the h**...?
The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho".
There are two potatoes standing on the sidewalk. How do you know which one is the p**...?
The one with the sticker Idaho.
If there are two potatoes on a street corner, which one is a p**...?
The one that is stamped I da h**...
Why do potatoes make great detectives?
Because they have eyes all over!
What do you call an annoying potatoe?
An agi-tater.
Ba-dum-tssss
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
They keep their eyes peeled...
Why are potatoes better than your vision than carrots?
Because they start their life in an eye.
What do potatoes and passwords have in common?
To be any good they have to be hashed and salted.
Two potatoes (no Latvians)
So two potatoes are sitting on the beach relaxing and one starts going on about how he doesn't need sunscreen and how he has such a nice tan. The other potato fed up yells at him "I'm trying to relax, quit your yammering".
How many potatoes
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None!
Sorry, had to post this on St Patrick's Day, probably a repost, but screw it.
How many potatoes does it take to kill half of Ireland?
None
Two potatoes on a street corner
There's two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the p**...? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says Idaho!
How many potatoes can you fit in your mouth?
Maybe you'd be able to find out if you're mouth wasn't always filled with beets.
How many potatoes does it take to make a potato pancake?
A latke!
(I removed a typo and reposted this joke, sorry if you saw it twice.)
How many potatoes does it take to to make a potato pancake?
A latke!
How many potatoes does it take to make the entire country of Ireland jealous?
One
