Potato Peeling Jokes
14 potato peeling jokes and hilarious potato peeling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potato peeling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Potato Peeling Short Jokes
Short potato peeling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The potato peeling humour may include short peeling jokes also.
- I couldn't find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they'd seen it... Apparently, she left me two days ago...
- I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids... Apparently she left me two days ago.
- I spent an hour looking for that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots. Then I realised she's at work.
- Couldnt find it I couldn't find the thingy you use to peel the carrots and potatoes anywhere, so I asked the kids if they had seen it.
Apparently she left me yesterday. - What's the difference between friends and potatoes? Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
- You really have to watch out for new sprouts coming out of your potato's... they're poisonous. Keep your eyes peeled!
- Hey baby, are you a potato? Because I'd like to peel off your skin, slice you up, dip you in boiling oil, and then eat you with ketchup.
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Potato Peeling One Liners
Which potato peeling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with potato peeling? I can suggest the ones about peeling skin and lay potato.
- Dad, where's the thing for peeling potatoes? She went shopping.
- Why do potatoes make good detectives? They keep their eyes peeled...
- Son: Dad, where's the thing that peels potatoes? Dad: She's at the store.
Potato Peeling Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about potato peeling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peeled banana jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make potato peeling pranks.
Some translated jokes
A man is accused of killing his mother in law and he is in court. The judge asks why he killed her. The man says "I didn't kill her. She died because she ate a poisonous apple." "Then why are her eyes black?" asks the judge. "She said she won't eat it."
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Another man is accused of killing his friend by stabbing him 48 times. In court the judge asks why he killed his friend. The man says "I did not kill him Your Honor. I was peeling potatoes at home when my friend came to visit me. I dropped the knife when I tried to get up to greet him, but unfortunately he slipped and fell on the knife by his chest 48 times."
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An officer becomes a platoon leader. He lined up his troops and holding a paper with the names of the soldiers he called their names to see who is who. He calls "John" and a soldier goes "Here!". "Smith", "Here!". And as he progressed down the list calling their names one name came up. Not thinking much the officer calls "Cat" and a soldier goes "Here!". Funny name, he thinks to himself and sees the next name. Confused the officer calls "Get your foot off the fence." and a soldier goes "Here!" After a few odd and strange names the officer says "You people have some strange names." and a soldier goes "Here!"