Potato Peeling Jokes
6 potato peeling jokes and hilarious potato peeling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about potato peeling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Potato Peeling Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good potato peeling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I couldn't find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they'd seen it...
Apparently, she left me two days ago...
I spent an hour looking for that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots.
Then I realised she's at work.
Dad, where's the thing for peeling potatoes?
She went shopping.
What's the difference between friends and potatoes?
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
You really have to watch out for new sprouts coming out of your potato's... they're poisonous.
Keep your eyes peeled!
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Some translated jokes
A man is accused of killing his mother in law and he is in court. The judge asks why he killed her. The man says "I didn't kill her. She died because she ate a poisonous apple." "Then why are her eyes black?" asks the judge. "She said she won't eat it."
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Another man is accused of killing his friend by stabbing him 48 times. In court the judge asks why he killed his friend. The man says "I did not kill him Your Honor. I was peeling potatoes at home when my friend came to visit me. I dropped the knife when I tried to get up to greet him, but unfortunately he slipped and fell on the knife by his chest 48 times."
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An officer becomes a platoon leader. He lined up his troops and holding a paper with the names of the soldiers he called their names to see who is who. He calls "John" and a soldier goes "Here!". "Smith", "Here!". And as he progressed down the list calling their names one name came up. Not thinking much the officer calls "Cat" and a soldier goes "Here!". Funny name, he thinks to himself and sees the next name. Confused the officer calls "Get your foot off the fence." and a soldier goes "Here!" After a few odd and strange names the officer says "You people have some strange names." and a soldier goes "Here!"
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