Potato Chips Jokes
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Funniest Potato Chips Short Jokes
Short potato chips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The potato chips humour may include short lays potato chips jokes also.
- What do a bag of Lay's potato chips and the Milky Way have in common? They're both mostly empty space.
- Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate? The tortilla chip has a point.
- Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information.. If you're moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town.
- What's something that both an American and an Ethiopian can never have? Just one potato chip.
- A male potato chip steps up to the bar and buys a drink. He sees two female potato chips sitting nearby. He says to the one female potato chip, "Excuse me. Are you Herr's or Frito Lay?"
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- Theater staff: What's in your hand? Me: An AK-47 and some hand grenades.
TS: No, the other one.
Me: oh it's just a bag of potato chips lol
TS: you ain't takin' the bag of chips inside. - Buying potato chips: - Third world: 3.50 $ ..! I can't afford that ..!
- First world: 350 cal ..! I can't afford that ..! - The founder of the Lays potato chip company came to Hawaii the other day. As a welcoming gift, we gave him leis.
- What do you call Mexican potato chips? Olés Potato Chips!
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Potato Chips One Liners
Which potato chips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with potato chips? I can suggest the ones about chips and tortilla chip.
- Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air.
- what is an Arabic ruler's favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
- What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips.
- What did the potato name his son? Chip.
Sorry. - How does a male potato chip mate with a female potato chip? He Lay's on her.
- Why don't birds eat potato chips? Because it RUFFLES their feathers.
- Breast implants are like potato chips. You can't have just one.
- What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best? Kringle Cut
- Why did the potato go to the chip factory? It was trying to get Lay-ed
- What do you call a potato cutting Friar? A Chip Monk.
- Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags.
- How do the British call chips made from GMO potatoes? CRISPRs
- How did the McCain family afford their first potato factory? A few people chipped in.
- Why was the potato salty? Because he had a chip on his shoulder
- What brand of potato chip do Matadors prefer? "Oh Lays"
Lays Potato Chips Jokes
Here is a list of funny lays potato chips jokes and even better lays potato chips puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why should you eat potato chips? Cause you might get Lay'ed
- What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay. - If I were making a new planet... Its atmosphere would be Lay's Potato Chips.
Humorous Potato Chips Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about potato chips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean french fries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make potato chips pranks.
Signs You're No Longer in College...
You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.
Your potted plants stay alive.
You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.
Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.
You attend parties that the police don't raid.
You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.
You refer to college students as "those kids."
You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.
At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.
Naps are no longer weekday options.
Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.
Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.
You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.
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One of the patrons at a bar opened a bag of potato chips and gave it to the bartender's dog. When the dog ate the contents of the bag, he lay down and started grooming his g**.... A guy says to his friend ''I wish I could do that.'' The friend replies ''Well give him a chip and maybe he will let you.''
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I want to start a potato chip company called "d**...'s."
Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em.
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What do you call a s**... potato chip?
A Free-to-lay
Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?
He was a Wise© Potato Chip.
What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?
RUFFles
Women are like potato chips...
They better come with my sandwich.
Why was the potato chip angry?
Because he was salty
What do you call an Egyptian with a potato chip?
A hoarder
I went to buy a bag of air...
They accidentally put potato chips in it.
In a hotel room in London, the room service boy knocks on the door,
And says "here are your Pringles sir" The Arab guest looks at the box of potato chips for a few minutes appearing confused. Finally he says, "Wallah Habibi, I said bring girls"
I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend.
I wanted to ruffle her feathers.
I like my women the way I like my potato chips.
All dressed.
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What do m**... and Lay's potato chips have in common?
It's hard to stop with just one.
From Under the Dome (the book).
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d**... are like LAYS potato chips...
No one ever s**... JUST ONE!!
What kind of processors do slow PCs use?
Potato Chips!
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Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
A man was driving along the motorway
When all of a sudden, he sees two crisps (potato chips) walking along the side of the road.
Perplexed by this and concerned for their safety he leans out and shouts "Hey! You two want a lift anywhere?", to which the crisps stopped and replied "No thanks mate, we're Walkers".
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My friend brags about having s**... with potato chips
He keeps on telling me how many lays he's had.
When you make chips from potatoes, those potatoes are brutally a-salted.
What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds?
Poutine
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You are such a d**......
That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.
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A lady visits a doctor
Doctor, I was eating some potato chips, and there was a small bag that said 'DO NOT EAT', and I accidentally ate that too, am I going to die?..
Well, we're all going to die at some point… Starts the doctor.
We're all gonna die?! o**..., WHAT HAVE I DONE!