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16 pot of gold jokes and hilarious pot of gold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pot of gold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pot Of Gold Short Jokes

Short pot of gold jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pot of gold humour may include short plant pot jokes also.

  1. Since I was a kid I always wanted to find the p**... of gold at the end of the rainbow. But I guess that is just something Irish for.
  2. What's the difference between a little guy with a p**... o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a l**...-con.
  3. As a black person, what first comes to mind in St.Patricks Day? Is it the color green? The beer? The p**... of gold coins?
    Not the gold coins man, just the p**....

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Pot Of Gold One Liners

Which pot of gold one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pot of gold? I can suggest the ones about gold coins and olympic gold.

  1. I found a p**... of gold today... Au yeah
  2. Life isn't just going to give you a p**... of gold You have to urn it.
  3. What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's p**... o' Gold? Crypt o' Currency.
  4. What do you call a Syrian who tries to scam you out of a p**... of gold? Aleppo Con.
  5. In Mexico, you don't find a p**... of gold. You find a p**... of dead bodies.

Pot Of Gold Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about pot of gold you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leprechaun jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pot of gold pranks.

John the archaeologist is digging under a theatre and discovers 5 pots of gold coins...

Ecstatic, he tells his lead archaeologist
"Graham, I've found 3 pots of gold coins!"
"What's that John? You've found 2 pots of gold coins?"
"That's what I said, a whole p**... of gold coins!"

An Irish man, a Russian man and an English man all go to a magic park

At the park there is a magic slide and each man who goes down it will recive a p**... of whatever they desire
The Irish man says "gold!" And he lands in a p**... of gold.
The Russian man says "silver! " and he lands in a p**... of silver.
The English man says "Weee! " and he lands in a p**... of wee.

3 men went to a theme park

and walked up to a ride that said "magic slide". The 1st man read the sign and went down the slide yelling "gold!" Landed in a pit of gold. 2nd man read the sign, went down the slide yelling "silver!" Landed in a p**... of silver. The 3rd man didn't bother reading the sign and just went down the slide yelling "wee!" Landed in a p**... of wee.