Pot And Kettle Jokes
10 pot and kettle jokes and hilarious pot and kettle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pot and kettle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Pot And Kettle Jokes With Friends
Pot And Kettle Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pot and kettle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A tub, pail, can, basket, canister, vat, kettle, cask, p**..., keg, barrel, and bowl.
I needed to make a bucket list before I die.
My friend tries hard to be politically correct
Talk about the p**... calling the kettle African American
So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting clichés...
Isn't that the p**... calling the kettle a racist?!?!
Why was the kitchen full of awkward s**... tension?
Because the p**... never called the kettle back.
My most prized possession is a genuine traditional coffee p**... hand crafted in an artisanal workshop on the s**... of a Mexican volcano.
It's a proper Popocatepetl kettle.
The m**... Legalization PAC recently released a report detailing the African American demographic in the Tea Party
It was an example of the p**... calling the kettle black.
My friend said, "Your jokes can get really racist sometimes."
And I gave him one long hard look and said, "Really, coming from you? That's like the p**... calling the kettle a thief."
One day a kid is late to class
Kid: Sorry I'm late
Teacher: Go and sit down and you'll spend your break time in here with me
Kid: Thats not fair, I had an issue with my kitchen appliances
Teacher: Is that meant to be some kind of joke, we will discuss this in your time, not mine
*The teacher turns up to the detention 10 minutes late*
Teacher: Sorry I'm late
Kid: Well why were you late?
Teacher: You see, my kitchen appliances came to life and were misbehaving and using racial slurs
Kid: The p**... calling the kettle black
Teacher: How did you know?
Why was the kettle angry at the p**...?
For making false acc*hue*sations.
Inspection
While conducting a routine inspection, the colonel arrived at the mess hall door where he met 2 KPs with a large soup kettle.
"Let me taste that," the colonel snapped. One of the men fetched a big spoon and handed it respectfully to the CO, who plunged the ladle into the p**... and took a large mouth-full of the steaming liquid, smacking his lips critically.
Then he let out a roar that could be heard back at headquarters. "Do you call that soup?" He bellowed.
"No, sir," explained one of the KPs. "Its dishwater we were just throwing out"
Share These Pot And Kettle Jokes With Friends