The Best 25 Posture Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Posture jokes. There are some posture demeanor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these posture orthopaedic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Posture Jokes and Puns
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me.
My boss just said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture....
I have a hunch its me.
My boss came storming in to the office this morning, yelling that he'll fire the employee with the worst posture...
I have a hunch it might be me...
My boss said he's going to fire everyone with bad posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
A doctor's appointment
A man goes to the doctor complaining about back pain and the doctor notices the man's terrible posture.
"Do you have any ideas as to why you have such awful posture?" asks the doctor.
"Well", replies the man, "I've got a hunch."
I didn't believe my friend who told me yoga would fix my posture
I now stand corrected
I'm beginning to suspect I might have bad posture
call it a hunch
Was always of the opinion that bad posture didn't pose a threat to my physical well-being.
But after an appointment with my physiotherapist, I stand corrected.
I didn't think the Chiropractor would improve my posture...
... However, I stand corrected
Man, my boss told me today he's going to fire the person with the worst posture...
I have a hunch it's gonna be me =[
I feel like I have bad posture...
But it's just a hunch.
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I never believed wearing orthopaedic shoes would help my posture.
But now I stand corrected...
My mother-in-law told me I had poor posture when standing.
I stand corrected.
If you adjust your posture based on someone's recommendation,
Do you stand corrected?
I bet my doctor he couldn't help me fix my posture problems…
I stand corrected
Did you hear about the man that didn't think his posture could be fixed?
He stood corrected.
My friends and I started a band making music about good posture.
We're called the Backstraight boys.
I've got bad posture so what?
Get off my back.
A doctor was fixing his grammar on medical bills when he noticed something random.
a posture fee.
Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ...
He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected.
What do you call a balance posture exercise in a warmer climate?
Pilates of the Caribbean
Incessant back problems
I used to argue with my doctor that my posture wouldn't fix my back problems but now I stand corrected.
A woman boards a plane and is seated next to a man.
The man has the worst sitting posture she's ever seen, and as the plane took off, she couldn't help but stare at him.
Around an hour later, the man notices the woman staring and asks if anything is wrong.
"Did anything happen, Mam?"
"Oh no, it's got nothing to do with you, something just isn't sitting right with me."
ON POPE JOHN PAUL II'S DEATH
This guy was in his late hundreds. He had the posture of a jumbo shrimp. You were shocked? What -- did you see him on the X Games?
I think I have a bad posture...
But it's just a hunch.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the posture pose jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working posture scoliosis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.