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93 posts jokes and hilarious posts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about posts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Posts Jokes

Short posts puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The posts humour may include short posting jokes also.

  1. If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
    This is not a political post, I just want to travel
  2. Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
    I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
  3. My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it post office
  4. As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
  5. Why was my post removed? Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
    I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.
  6. I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
  7. I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?" "I'm not coming in tomorrow"

    Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
  8. I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... pun in ten did
  9. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
    Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
  10. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
Posts joke, Most of the posts here are medium.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about posts can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of posts puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Posts One Liners

Which posts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with posts? I can suggest the ones about posted and comments.

  1. I'm getting laid tonight. I wish I could have posted this in any other sub.
  2. I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
  3. Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
  4. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
  5. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
  6. Why should you always post jokes in American English? They can reach a wider audience.
  7. I kissed a girl today. Wish I could post this in another sub some day.
  8. What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
  9. What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue
  10. If you're outdoors you can skip this post It's just an inside joke
  11. Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
  12. Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office They get really annoyed
  13. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
  14. Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
  15. I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

Posts Comments Jokes

Here is a list of funny posts comments jokes and even better posts comments puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
    (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
    r/nextfuckinglevel post)
  • I'm tired of seeing "Hey OP, I banged your mom" comments every time I post a submission.... I never should have given dad my username.
  • What's at the centre of No Man's sky universe? A refund.
    credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
  • Reddit banned me from commenting on posts about trains. .
    They said I kept derailing the discussion.
  • What did the Pirate say to the plank as it was being installed on the ship? Welcome a Board!
    (Inspired by a comment I left on another post, though I'm confident it's been posted many times before)
  • Don't expect me to respond to any comments regarding this joke… …I have abandoned my post.
  • How can you tell a post on Reddit is high effort? Simple, just look for the "0 Comments" under it
  • I don't know why people complain about using your phone whilst driving. I can drive on the freeway and post this comment at the sa
  • If you decide to comment on this joke, be aware that I won't be replying… …because I have abandoned my post.
  • I'd post a joke about a Cow but... I'm sure you guys would Milk it in the comments.

Reddit Posts Jokes

Here is a list of funny reddit posts jokes and even better reddit posts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's a good thing Elon didn't acquire Reddit, otherwise (Your post was removed by Reddit admins, and your account was suspended)
  • Just came up with a dadjoke but I'm too afraid to post… Because you probably have Redd-it already.
  • I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma. I still do, but I used to, too.
  • What kind of car is the same frontward and backward? A Toyota.
    First post ever on Reddit. I hope I did it right.
  • How many morons does it take to read a reddit post? Just one.
    Thanks for reading.
  • What do you call an average radio? Stereo typical
    My thirteen-year-old came up with this and I promised to post it to Reddit.
  • I heard people are getting paid to mention companies and do product placement in their Reddit posts! That's almost as crazy as the discounts at Jez's Furniture Emporium. Sale this weekend
  • Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard. But today it's a piece of cake!
  • I was going to post a joke I have seen here before, ... But I figure you guys already Reddit.
  • I was going to post a joke about abortion But Reddit killed it before I could deliver it

Tumblr Posts Jokes

Here is a list of funny tumblr posts jokes and even better tumblr posts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie? When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.
Posts joke, Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie?

Uproarious Posts Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about posts you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean titles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make posts prank.

Need a good PG rated joke for a class...anybody have one?

I've been scouring the posts on here but a lot of them are highly s**.../not appropriate.
Have to give a joke for my Toastmasters class. Ideas?

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

A man was hiking in a forest when he sees a big post...

"this is the gaymen forest".. he thinks it's a joke and moves on. As he walks, he sees more and more posts that say "this is the gaymen forest" and that get smaller and smaller. At a certain point, he sees a tiny post, close to the ground. He bends over to read it and sees "It's too late now, buddy! Told ya !"

If someone...

If someone is having second thoughts about booking a trip in native American territory, you could say they are having a reservation reservation reservation.
Good thing self posts don't grant negative karma >.>

What do you call a woman with one leg?

What do you call a woman with no legs?
What do you call a woman standing between two buildings?
What do you call a woman standing in between goal posts?

I'm going to change my Facebook username to NOBODY.

So when people make c**... posts and I like them, it will say "NOBODY likes this."

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

"He's a keeper"

I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it.

It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though.
You don't get karma from text posts.

Through voting, users determine what posts rise to the top of community pages and, by extension, the public home page of the site

...until the mods wake up.

There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page

It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote.

Your Facebook posts are like your children.

Some go on to become successful and others make you look s**....

Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed

In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010.

I'm glad that DeVos was confirmed as education secretary.

Now I don't have to worry about my grandkids being able to read some of my dumbest Facebook posts... or anything else, for that matter.

I might've just wrote the greatest joke of all time.

But I think I'm gonna wait until someone else posts it here first though...

Just realized my poorly-upvoted posts end up being the answer to "what did the driver do at the race track?"


'No one likes this'

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see s**... posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.

I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

I just realized I've been missing all the front page posts about animal shelters.

It must be this paw pup blocker I've installed

A man gets mad at his wife

for using the computer to much. she posts "my husband is mad at me, he said if I use it any longer he will smash my head across the keyboard. Yeah righdfjklhgfguhgcgj.n vcxft"

If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?

Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.

For hundreds of years they were forced to work for us across our nation, tirelessly and without monetary compensation. They were whipped, and tied to wooden posts. Even today, they are exploited for sports and entertainment.

Man, horses must really hate us.

Apparently people are getting paid now to mention products in their social media posts

That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's furniture Emporium.

Dave's wife tied him to the bed posts last night.

Dave's wife tied him to the bed posts last night. Unable to move, he could do nothing to stop her slowly stripping down to her bra and pants in front of him.
She knelt on the bed, between his thighs and said
"Ok big boy, what would you like me to take off next?"
Dave gulped: "My glasses, please."

Apparently, arguing with your sock puppet on the bus is not what those "normal is overrated" posts are about.

Can I get some help repairing my broken fence posts?

I figure there are enough reposters here that it will only take a few minutes.

How do you keep bears out of your backyard?

You install goal posts.

Do you know why there are fewer 'all men are trash' posts now?

Valentine's Day is coming

All these posts about being addicted to soap and getting clean...

No one talks about the constipation.

Remember when frontpage was full of anti-China posts?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

I'm not really a fan of TikTok

The posts there are really just hit or miss

Recently, I've been getting worried about the number of posts I've seen about people's romantic lives with their SO...

I'm glad to say I now know 'SO' does not mean 'Superior Officer'.

Only 0.1% of Reddit posts are original.

I am the 1%

If a painter records his videos painting and posts it on social media,

Is he considered a recording artist?

A string gets t**...

A string walks into a classroom. The teacher sees the string, then ties it between two posts tightly. Did the teacher do a good job teaching?

Yes, because the string was taut.

With all the recent posts it is my turn too to see if this French joke translates well to English

I f**... in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

I believe the internet should be more balanced...

I believe the internet should be more balanced. Everyone posts their success' and not enough of their failures.
We must strive to keep things realistic so people don't feel bad.
So today I've decided that while I post my scholarships, I'll also Post Malone.

Wear a mask before seeing posts that are trending

Because they are viral

I said to my English speaking girlfriend, Today I meet a guy who posts on Reddit.

That's 'met a', she replied.

What do cowardly terrorists and my Reddit posts have in common?

None of them blew up yet

A farmer posted on his local subreddit that he was looking to hire help to fix his fence...

The farmer's wife asked him, Why would you look to hire someone from the internet? Surely they will not be up to the physical demands of lifting and setting these heavy fence posts!
The Farmer replied We need a professional, and I heard that there is no one more experienced than a Redditor at re-posting.

Santa has been reading all your posts.

Most of you are getting dictionaries.

I would give a shout-out to everybody who posts original jokes and then those jokes get reposted.

But there's no option to give Creddit.

Your momma so fat

She posts on Grubhub instead of Pornhub

Why is Reddit named Reddit? [OC]

Because all the posts are reposts and you've already read it

I set my Reddit so that it would automatically hide posts I've already opened.

It doesn't seem to work on this subreddit though.

Can the mods of this sub explain as to why my posts were removed?

Now my fence has fallen over….

I hate it when people make posts calling out about their cakeday

I also hate it when they call me a hypocrite

There's been a few posts lately about what does and doesn't qualify for a dad joke. I'll prove to you that dad jokes can come in many forms. Here's why.


Almost every joke subreddit will ban you for making fun of Mark Zuckerberg's company.

I just checked, they have rules against Meta posts.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders minced pork shoulder and ham, pressed it into a block and served in a can.

**Rule 3 - No Spam posts.**

There's two types of people in the world

Those who proofread their posts, and those who do

Syngman Rhee was a South Korean politician who served as the first president of South Korea from 1948 to 1960.

Apologies if you're sick of Rhee posts.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a crack, it apologized and fixed his mom's back.

There was a posts I found last night where people shared Chuck Norris jokes and I wanted to share a (hopefully) original one.

Posts joke, Chuck Norris once stepped on a crack, it apologized and fixed his mom's back.

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