Postman Jokes

Funniest Postman Short Jokes

Short postman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The postman humour may include short mailman jokes also.

1. I asked my wife, I'm stuck on this crossword clue Overworked Postman — can you help? She said, Sure. How many letters?
   Me: I'm guessing—- Too many.
2. So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them "It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike".
3. One of my friend recently started working as a postman I asked him why are you working for such underpaying job?
   He said, "it's not about money it's about sending message"
4. I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife.
5. When my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I was older, I said, "a postman". They laughed and said I should have more ambition, but now I'm 33 and work at FedEx. OP delivers!
6. I was really happy when I opened four birthday cards and found a total of $200 in them. I love being a postman.
7. What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail
8. A son and a dad are talking Son: Why is the sky blue?
   Dad: The same reason your eyes are blue.
   Son: So the sky slept with the postman?
9. Two postman compete to see who can deliver more letters, what do you call the winner? The alpha mail
10. Postman told me he was going on holidays.... I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...
    Just said it was a stag do for his friend
    Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed

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Postman One Liners

Which postman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with postman? I can suggest the ones about mail man and post office.

1. It starts with P, finishes with N and has 100 letters. It is a postman.
2. What vegetable can be delivered by a postman? Lettuce
3. I just got a job as a postman. Op delivers.
4. What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat
5. Q: What's the secret to telling a good postman joke? A: It's all in the delivery
6. What comes after man? Postman
7. The postman said he'd hold my package till I got home... it was an uncomfortable walk.
8. I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. She married the postman.
9. Don't upset your Postman He knows where you live.
10. Dogs can be our best friends, but a cat Will never tell your husband who the postman is
11. I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered.
12. What's a postman's favourite herb? Parcel-y
13. I dressed up my dog as a postman one day. He bit himself.
14. Why do dogs run outside to meet the postman... Theres nearly never any for them
15. What do you do when you see a postman? Upvote, man!

Postman Pat Jokes

Here is a list of funny postman pat jokes and even better postman pat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call postman Pat.
• What would Postman Pat be called if he wasn't a Postman?..... Pat :lol:

Comical Postman Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about postman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean postal worker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make postman pranks.