Posting Picture Jokes
21 posting picture jokes and hilarious posting picture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about posting picture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Posting Picture Short Jokes
Short posting picture jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The posting picture humour may include short profile picture jokes also.
- Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
- My wife hates it when I show her old pictures of what she used to wear. She has post traumatic dress disorder.
- I got banned from Instagram for posting food pictures Apparently they only want to see the food "Before" you eat it, not "After"
- How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They sit in the dark and cry while posting blank pictures to instagram
- If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?
- I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter
- I uploaded a picture of a walnut but people complained that it was too blurry. Now I have to deal with the nut post clarity.
- Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore.
- What's the difference between meal prepping and eating left overs? About 30 seconds that it takes to post a picture of it on Facebook
- Have you ever liked a picture posted 5 years ago on somebody's Facebook? It is definitely easier than ring them with your number blocked while breathing heavily without saying a word
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Posting Picture One Liners
Which posting picture one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with posting picture? I can suggest the ones about taking a picture and baby picture.
- I was gonna post a joke about a bad artist but it really doesnt paint a pretty picture
Amusing Posting Picture Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about posting picture you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mirror picture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make posting picture pranks.
Technologically slow dad
Asks his son
"Son, can you show me how to remove a picture I posted on Facebook?
Son, busy, replies
"Why do you ask me every time? Why don't you ask someone else to teach you?"
Dad replies
"Well, a man always learns from his mistakes!"
My wife's friend had a baby...
She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."
I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
Everyone is posting photos of people from the 1910's wearing masks to protect themselves from the Spanish flu to try and convince people to wear masks now...
Idiots. If masks work, then why are all those people in the pictures dead?
When parents post pictures of their kids in the bath it's normal and cute
But when I save those pictures suddenly I'm a w**....
So my buddy at work has a favorite joke...
Got any n**... pictures of your wife...
Well you want some?
His wife just posted a picture on Facebook tagged #normalizebreastfeeding...with a close up. Tomorrow is going to be such a great day at work.
I've heard that couples who are close sometimes share pictures of their bowel movements
Turns out she doesn't like my s**...-posting.
I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be "unfashionable"
Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman?
The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes.
_________
What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber?
Fire.
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Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says, "Show me that it's true what they say about black rappers!"
So he beats and chokes her, steals her purse, and posts pictures of her all over the Internet.
Ariel Sharon postage stamp
Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office.
So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. The stamps are created, printed, and released. Sharon is very pleased.
But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated.
He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter.
They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to Sharon.
The report states, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.The problem is that people are spitting on the wrong side."
The FBI and the Blonde
The year is 2001, and it's post-9/11. The United States is devastated for the tragic event that happened in their country and wants to increase their security. In result, the FBI agrees with recruiting agents in the general public.
A blonde hears about this and signs up for FBI. She enters the room and their is a man in a black suit sitting on one side of the table. The blonde sits down. The FBI agent says:
"In this test, you be given a picture of a man. I will show you this for 5 seconds and you must describe everything that you remember of this man."
The agent pulls out a picture. It's a picture of the side of a man's face. He puts the picture down.
"What do you remember?" said the FBI agent
"Well... that man had one eye!" said the blonde
"No no no!" the FBI agent yelled frustrated. "Lets try this again.
The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man. Then puts it away.
"Now what do you remember?" he said.
The blonde thought for a while then said.
"Um... that man had one ear!"
"No no no! Wrong! I'll give you one last try"
The FBI agent pulls out the SAME picture of the man again.
"NOW what did you see?" said the FBI agent
"Um... That man wears contacts!" said the blonde.
"Uh.. What?"
The FBI agent pulled out a piece of paper and examined it for 10 minutes.
"Wow! He does wear contacts! I never knew that! How did you know?"
"Well with one eye and one ear, you can't wear glasses, duh!"