Poster Jokes

57 poster jokes and hilarious poster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Poster Jokes

Short poster puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poster humour may include short banner jokes also.

  1. My blonde neighbour has put 'Missing Cat' posters all over the trees on our estate.

    I said to her, "I thought your cat died last week, Becky?"
    "It did," she replied, "That's why I'm missing him."
  2. What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters.
  3. I saw a missing poster for Schrödinger's cat It had a $500 finders fee if returned dead and alive.
  4. Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the envioronment They are already experts at recycling.
  5. What's the difference between mass and weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.

    (From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)
  6. I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.
  7. I saw a poster that said, 'Have you seen my cat? I rang the number and told them I haven't.
    I like to help where I can.
  8. After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky
  9. Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
  10. The other day I took a dump, then did some drugs, then went for a bike ride. Then I saw an environmental poster that said "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" - so I did it all over again.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about poster can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of poster puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Poster One Liners

Which poster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poster? I can suggest the ones about avatar and paper.

  1. I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.
  2. I used to be in a band called Missing Cat You may have seen our posters.
  3. I started up a poster design company called "Original Poster" We don't deliver.
  4. What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce
  5. I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us.
  6. I'm in a band! It's called Lost Cat.
    You're probably seen some of our posters.
  7. One year I was asked to be poster boy for birth control.
  8. What did the pirate say to the Reddit poster? tld-ARRRRRRRRRRR…
  9. Whats brown and sticky? My poster of rihanna.
  10. What do you get when 4 redditors meet for a sleepover? A four-poster bed
  11. What do you call an upside-down "W"? An M-poster
  12. MISSING poster "The next palindromic whole number after 393."
  13. What's brown and sticky? My Rhianna poster
  14. I will never trust a poster who claims to be an obstetrician. Because OP never delivers.
  15. What do you call a forum poster who cannot read? A reddidn't.

Wanted Poster Jokes

Here is a list of funny wanted poster jokes and even better wanted poster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Boss hangs a poster in office Boss hangs a poster in office
    'I am the boss, dont forget'
    He returns from lunch,
    finds a slip on his desk,
    'ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'
  • A drunk guy looks at a wanted poster... And thinks 'why would they let him go after clicking the pic'
  • What does the 'wanted poster' of a physicist say? Wanted dead and alive
Poster joke, What does the 'wanted poster' of a physicist say?

Howlingly Hilarious Poster Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about poster you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean posting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make poster prank.

"The Interview" Joke

Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for "The Interview."
He says "I wouldn't be caught dead in that."

A poster at the door of a church said, "If you are tired of your sins, come in."

Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added "Call me, if not."

Statistic Joke

A restaurant had a poster for the meanest spicy sandwich. I ordered it and it turned out to be very average.

What do you call a poster of a s**... pepper?

A jalapinup


Two friends were walking by when they saw a poster with a joke on it. It said "Are you cold at the moment? Come to the corner, it's 90 degrees."
"Wow," said the first friend. "That's acute joke."
"Eh, not really." said the second friend. "Actually it's all right."

I decided to treat my girlfriend.

"Since I know how much you like One Direction," I assured her, "I thought you might like to see them."
"Oh my goodness!" she squealed, "Did you get me tickets to their concert??!?!?"
"No, but they are on that poster over there....." I added.

Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church.

Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: "Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!" While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously. A week later the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: "I still wonder if that offer is serious." the other replies condescendingly: "Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!"

The mass m**... has an inspirational poster on his wall.

"Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"

I saw a poster today, somebody was asking Have you seen my cat?

So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people.

The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads...

Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!

Account hacked

My account was hacked the other day. The poster was so polite that he sent me a message to ask me if he could post through my account.
Thank God for the Canadians..

Why was the poster so upset?

Apparently his back was against the wall and he felt like he was under... a-tack...

A bookseller in German-occupied Copenhagen came up with a new idea to help sell books...

He displayed a book and poster in his shop window saying "English In 50 Hours, Learn English Before The Tommies Arrive."
He was immediately ordered by the n**... to remove it.
On the next day he put up a new book and poster in the same window that said "German In 50 Hours, Learn German Before Our Friends The Germans Depart."

A couple of Scottish lads were out one night and they pass a small sign for a comedy act.

One friend squints to read it and says, "come on, let's check this out"
The other friend turns to him and says, "Aye, don't go in. He's not funny."
"How d'ya know, have you seen him before?" asks the enquisitive friend.
"Probably." he says, pointing at the tiny sign, "Look, he's a wee poster."

How to communicate with God

A poster is found in all French churches. The translation is:

"By entering this church it may be possible that you hear "the call of God". However, it is less probable that He will call you on your mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones. If you want to talk to God, enter, choose a quiet place and talk to him. If you want to see him, send him a text while driving."

So this guy wants to ask this girl to the dance...

So he makes a poster and everything and asks her. She says yes. Later on, the guy goes over to the girls house to pick her up and the two drive to the dance together. They have fun laughing and joking and dancing and the guy asks if she can get her something to drink. She says yes and he goes to get some punch. He goes over to the punch bowl and finds that there is no punch line.

How do you put a poster up?

You ADhere it
(I thought of this myself but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been posted before)

I went to the library and asked the librarian if she knew where the dystopian fiction books were.

She said, "next to the poster over there, but I don't see why you'd want to read those. We just got a bunch nonfiction biography books, go check those out instead".

Another movie reboot

Pam and Doug were walking past a movie theatre when Doug pointed and said hey look they're remaking that old PG-13 classic, but it looks like this time they're giving it an R!
Pam looked over and, sure enough, there was a big poster for Planet Of The Rapes

I saw a poster today for a free concert for those working in public health. It said 'Frontline Only'.

Weird. I would've thought they'd fill the whole venue.

A young man was drafted and sent to medical evaluation

The doctor asked him to read the first five letters on the poster. He quickly replied What poster? after which he was relieved of duty.
Unfortunately, as he went to the cinema that night, he was seated right next to the very same doctor. Without hesitation, he tapped the doctor on the shoulder and said:
Excuse me miss, is this bus destined for Dallas?

Two Irishmen walked up to a logging company...

Two Irishmen walked up to a logging company, when they saw a poster :
"Tree fellers wanted! We are hiring"
"That's a shame" , said one of the Irishmen , "There's only two of us!

A socially awkward loner finally landed a job as a mailman. When the people on his route saw a new face, they instinctively wanted to know who he was and he always gave the same response.

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Teacher: You shouldn't use a word to define itself because circular definitions are not useful.

Student: Why is there a giant poster on your wall that says "No Means No"?

An old Jew is standing on a street corner in Soviet Russia.

He is holding up a poster that says "Thank you, Comrade Stalin for my happy childhood."
A policeman walking the beat sees the poster and says, "Are you trying to mock our Great Motherland? Everybody can see that when you were a child, Comrade Stalin hasn't even been born."
The old Jew replies, "That is precisely why I'm grateful to him."

A man walks into the Sheriff's office...

A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!"
"Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster.
The poster reads : 'Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.'
"What's he wanted for?" asked the hopeful yound man.

A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery: Croissant €1. h**... €5

He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks:
"Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the h**...?"
Very shy, the girl looks down, blushes and replies with a giggle:
"O-Oui monsieur, I am the one that gives the h**...".
The Frenchman immediately puts €5 on the counter and says:
"In this case wash your hands well, because I want 5 croissants"

Can Flemish and Dutch people understand each other?

Two Flemish men are in Holland and see a poster: "Shirts - 5 Euros". They turn to each other and say "Wow, that's cheap. Let's buy a dozen to resell them back in Belgium"
They enter the store and say, in their best possible Dutch: "We would like 10 shirts, please".
The man behind the counter answers "Ah, I see that you're Flemish" They reply: "Huh, how? Is our Dutch not that good?"
"No, you both speak it perfectly, but this is a dry cleaners"

Poster joke, Can Flemish and Dutch people understand each other?

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