The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.They're the Tolkien white guys. |
Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again.One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning. |
How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?Take your foot off his head. |
If you masturbate after smoking marijuana....Is it high-jacking or weed-whacking? |
I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.......I will keep you posted. 👍🏼 |
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"...and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week," said the divorce court judge. |
A woman was desperate for finding a boyfriend...So she decided to put a Newspaper Classified with her address saying this: |
I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it.So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar |
A joke my Dad made up (says lots bout Dad): A philosopher and a nudist are at a beach resort...The philosopher asks the nudist, "have you read marx? And the nudist replies, "why, yes! But I think it's the wicker chairs." |
A little girl says to her mother "mommy, I hate daddy's guts!"Her mother replies "shut up and keep eating." |