Poste Jokes
43 poste jokes and hilarious poste puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about poste that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short poste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poste humour may include short clean jokes also.
- If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
This is not a political post, I just want to travel - Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over. - My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it post office
- As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
- Why was my post removed? Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over. - I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
- I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?" "I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry - I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
- What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind . - Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
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Poste One Liners
Which poste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poste? I can suggest the ones about viral and picture.
- I'm getting laid tonight. I wish I could have posted this in any other sub.
- I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
- Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
- Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
- Why should you always post jokes in American English? They can reach a wider audience.
- I kissed a girl today. Wish I could post this in another sub some day.
- What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
- What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue
- If you're outdoors you can skip this post It's just an inside joke
- Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
- Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office They get really annoyed
- What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
- Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
- I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Hilarious Fun Poste Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about poste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean postal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poste pranks.
Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try
Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother.
"Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down."
"Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him."
Johnny then frowned.
"I was sitting on Daddy's lap"
I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it.
So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense.
I saw a poster that said, 'Have you seen my cat?
I rang the number and told them I haven't.
I like to help where I can.
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, you mean just like the ones grammar used to make?
I saw a poster today, somebody was asking Have you seen my cat?
So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people.
I posted some misinformation about Vietnamese cuisine on Facebook
Now i regret. I should've known they'd banh mi for that.
I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.
Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
This has definitely been posted before but....
I just backed over my neighbors mailbox and I really feel like it needs a repost.
I saw a poster today for a free concert for those working in public health. It said 'Frontline Only'.
Weird. I would've thought they'd fill the whole venue.
Probably posted somewhere else, can't remember tho
So I walk into my house to my girlfriend holding a positive pregnancy test we exchanged the following conversation:
- (my name) i'm pregnant
Seeing the joke right before my eyes, I followed with:
- hi pregnant, i'm dad
- ummm about that..... you're uncle, is that ok?
A poster at the door of a church said, "If you are tired of your sins, come in."
Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added "Call me, if not."
Why was the poster so upset?
Apparently his back was against the wall and he felt like he was under... a-tack...
Posted on my Facebook group that it's 40 below outside.
Some responded, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
Posted a BYU/Utah joke yesterday. Here's another
Did you hear about University of Utah's honor code?
Yes, your honor. No, your honor. Thank you, your honor.
I posted a joke via USPS...
...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched.
The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads...
Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!
Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all.
Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?
An ad was posted for a therapist's office
"If you have troubles, tell us about them. If not, tell us how you do it.
I posted a joke about stoicism and the mods removed it.
I don't care anymore
I posted a great joke with a ton of upvotes about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370...
But it's gone and I don't know what happened to it...!
My ex posted on facebook about the smallest man she's ever been with
And how she left him there on the spot, I thought it was hilarious, until I realised she was talking about me.
I just posted an article declaring all local women are murderous gold diggers
My wife is going to KILL me when she finds out
I posted an ad for a housekeeper last week.
Job description: Make my house great again
Nobody's called at all.
Posted a casting call for our nativity online
Still looking for wise men but we have plenty of women who don't need no man to bear a child
I posted a "Donald Trump walks into a bar" joke to see if it's going to be labelled as "Politics" or "Walks into a bar".
Turns out it's "Religion".
Someone Posted On Facebook My Pizza Is Burnt, My Beer Is Frozen and My Wife Is Pregnant.
His Friend Responded "It seems you can't take out anything on time."
My first posted joke.
It's about 2 in the morning and the wife wakes up and notices her husband is not in bed next to her. She puts on her robe and goes down to the kitchen to find her husband sitting at the table with a cup of coffee, a single tear under one eye. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asks. He replies, "Do you remember that day 20 years ago when you and I were in the back of my car and your dad stuck a shotgun in the window and said marry her or you're going to jail?" The wife is touched and replies, "Oh yes my dear, I remember that day. Why are you crying?"
"Today's the day I would have gotten out."
