The Best 25 Poste Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poste jokes. There are some poste guys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poste jour puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poste Jokes and Puns

I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... pun in ten did

Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try

Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother.

"Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down."

"Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him."

Johnny then frowned.

"I was sitting on Daddy's lap"

I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it.

So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense.

Poste joke, I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it.

I saw a poster that said, 'Have you seen my cat?

I rang the number and told them I haven't.

I like to help where I can.

I saw a poster today, somebody was asking Have you seen my cat?

So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people.

I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.

Should've added the [Sirius] tag.

This has definitely been posted before but....

I just backed over my neighbors mailbox and I really feel like it needs a repost.

Poste joke, This has definitely been posted before but....

I saw a poster today for a free concert for those working in public health. It said 'Frontline Only'.

Weird. I would've thought they'd fill the whole venue.

Probably posted somewhere else, can't remember tho

So I walk into my house to my girlfriend holding a positive pregnancy test we exchanged the following conversation:

- (my name) i'm pregnant

Seeing the joke right before my eyes, I followed with:

- hi pregnant, i'm dad

- ummm about that..... you're uncle, is that ok?

Why was the poster so upset?

Apparently his back was against the wall and he felt like he was under... a-tack...

Posted on my Facebook group that it's 40 below outside.

Some responded, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?

You can explore poste clean reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean poste guess dad jokes. There are also poste puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Posted a BYU/Utah joke yesterday. Here's another

Did you hear about University of Utah's honor code?

Yes, your honor. No, your honor. Thank you, your honor.

I posted a joke via USPS...

...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched.

The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads...

Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!

A poster at the door of a church said, "If you are tired of your sins, come in."

Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added "Call me, if not."

Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all.

Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?

Poste joke, Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all.

An ad was posted for a therapist's office

"If you have troubles, tell us about them. If not, tell us how you do it.

I posted a joke about stoicism and the mods removed it.

I don't care anymore

My ex posted on facebook about the smallest man she's ever been with

And how she left him there on the spot, I thought it was hilarious, until I realised she was talking about me.

I just posted an article declaring all local women are murderous gold diggers

My wife is going to KILL me when she finds out

I posted a great joke with a ton of upvotes about Malaysia Airlines Flight 370...

But it's gone and I don't know what happened to it...!

I posted an ad for a housekeeper last week.

Job description: Make my house great again

Nobody's called at all.

Posted a casting call for our nativity online

Still looking for wise men but we have plenty of women who don't need no man to bear a child

I posted a "Donald Trump walks into a bar" joke to see if it's going to be labelled as "Politics" or "Walks into a bar".

Turns out it's "Religion".

Someone Posted On Facebook My Pizza Is Burnt, My Beer Is Frozen and My Wife Is Pregnant.

His Friend Responded "It seems you can't take out anything on time."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the poste picture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working poste viral piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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