Postcard Jokes
29 postcard jokes and hilarious postcard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about postcard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From funny seaside postcards to old-fashioned holiday postcards, these postcard jokes are sure to put a smile on the face of any mailman or postal worker overseas! Get ready for a voyage of laughs with these funny postcard jokes!
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Funniest Postcard Short Jokes
Short postcard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The postcard humour may include short christmas card jokes also.
- Benny Goldman was a psychiatrist. One day he received a postcard from one of his patient who went on vacation.
"Dear Mr. Goldman, I am feeling great. I wish you were here to tell me why" - The best advice I ever got from my dad was to never run away from my problems... To this day, I still have that postcard...
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Postcard One Liners
Which postcard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with postcard? I can suggest the ones about postal and postage stamps.
- Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about
- Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I? - I sent a postcard to an African tribe suffering from drought 'Hope you get well soon'
- What do you call an African postcard? Blackmail
- Why are postcards, letters, and packages considered guys? Because they're all *mail.*
- Why can't you send a postcard to Washington these days? Because he's dead.
- My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He wrote that on his postcard from Argentine.
- My wife told me: "s**... is better on vacation." That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive
- My GF loves s**... during the holidays This is by far the worst postcard I've got from her.
Postcard Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about postcard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cardboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make postcard pranks.
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My girlfriend finds s**... on holiday much more fun
I think so, anyway. It was difficult to read the postcard
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What did the over-sized transgender postcard say to the UPS driver?
What don't you understand? I told you, I don't fit in a male box!
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What can tourists do on a $65 tour of gang turf in Los Angeles? Purchase a postcard, t-shirt, and some crystal m**...!
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My wife just told me how much s**... is better on Valentines Day
You should have SEEN how nice the postcard was
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My wife's been telling me lately about how s**... is so much more exciting on holiday
It's driving me nuts, she keeps sending me postcards
Spaghetti.
A man has an affaire with an italian woman, and gets her pregnant by accident.
Because the man didn't want to hurt his reputation or his marriage he made a deal with the woman. He would financially take care of the kid from birth to the baby's 18th birthday if she would move to Italy and have the baby there.
The woman agreed, but she asked how the man would know when the baby was born. He told the woman to send a postcard with just the word "Spaghetti" when the baby was born and he would make sure to start sending money.
9 months go by and the mans wife comes inside and mentions a very strange postcard from Italy came in the mail for him and hands it to him.
The man reads the postcard and faints.
His worried wife picks up the postcard which reads "5x Spaghetti, 3 with meatballs and 2 plain. Send extra sauce."
(My apologies for any erroneous spelling and/or grammar.)
Two with sausage and meatballs, two without
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart
attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
