Postcard Jokes

• Short Postcard Jokes
• Postcard One Liners
• Holiday Postcard Jokes
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Funniest Postcard Short Jokes

Short postcard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The postcard humour may include short christmas card jokes also.

1. What did the over-sized transgender postcard say to the UPS driver? What don't you understand? I told you, I don't fit in a male box!
2. Benny Goldman was a psychiatrist. One day he received a postcard from one of his patient who went on vacation.
   "Dear Mr. Goldman, I am feeling great. I wish you were here to tell me why"
3. The best advice I ever got from my dad was to never run away from my problems... To this day, I still have that postcard...
4. My wife told me that "s**... is better on holiday". Not the best postcard I've ever received.
5. My girlfriend said to me "s**... is better on holiday"... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.
6. My wife just said ' its funny how s**... is always better on holiday' I'll be honest it's not the nicest postcard I've ever received
7. According to my wife - vacation s**... is the best s**... ever..... ....that was a tough postcard to read!
8. My wife told me s**... was better on holiday. Which to be honest isn't the best postcard to receive.
9. My wife once said, s**... is better during vacation . That was not a nice postcard to receive.
10. My wife recently told me that she thinks that s**... is a lot better on holiday I didn't enjoy receiving that postcard

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Postcard One Liners

Which postcard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with postcard? I can suggest the ones about postal and postage stamps.

1. Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about
2. Postcard from a blonde:
   Having a wonderful time.
   Where am I?
3. I sent a postcard to an African tribe suffering from drought 'Hope you get well soon'
4. What do you call an African postcard? Blackmail
5. Why are postcards, letters, and packages considered guys? Because they're all *mail.*
6. Why can't you send a postcard to Washington these days? Because he's dead.
7. My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He wrote that on his postcard from Argentine.
8. My wife told me: "s**... is better on vacation." That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive
9. My wife: "vacation s**... really is the best!" Worst postcard I ever received.
10. My wife said that s**... is way better on holidays Not the best postcard to get.
11. My wife told me s**... was better on holiday That wasn't a very nice postcard
12. Holiday s**... is the best s**... ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!
13. My GF loves s**... during the holidays This is by far the worst postcard I've got from her.
14. My wife told me vacation s**... was the best... Worst postcard ever.
15. My wife told me s**... is better on holiday ...worst postcard ever.

Holiday Postcard Jokes

Here is a list of funny holiday postcard jokes and even better holiday postcard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend finds s**... on holiday much more fun I think so, anyway. It was difficult to read the postcard
• My wife said that having s**... on holiday was the best It certainly wasn't the best postcard I've ever received
• My girlfriend told me she enjoys s**... more while on holiday. I tell you that was an awkward postcard to receive
• My wife's been telling me lately about how s**... is so much more exciting on holiday It's driving me nuts, she keeps sending me postcards

Postcard Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about postcard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cardboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make postcard pranks.