Postal Worker Jokes
19 postal worker jokes and hilarious postal worker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about postal worker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Postal Worker Short Jokes
Short postal worker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The postal worker humour may include short postal service jokes also.
- I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker. It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
- Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope.
- A good postal worker can leave you with a smile on your face for the rest of the day. A bad postal worker uses staples.
- Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have s**... with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays.
- I'm not sure what to call the woman postal worker but apparently "female mailman lady" is **not** it.
- What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get? A t**... stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
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Postal Worker One Liners
Which postal worker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with postal worker? I can suggest the ones about post office and office workers.
- What do you call a pregnant man who's also a postal worker? A male carrier
- If a guy postal worker is a mailman, what is a girl postal worker? Female.
- What do you call a transgender postal worker? A Male Lady
- You know why postal workers are great at s**...? They know to lick it before you stick it
- Why did the t**... postal worker get arrested? Committing male fraud
- What do you call a t**... postal worker? a mail lady
Postal Worker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about postal worker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean office clerk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make postal worker pranks.
A man sends some lettuce through the mail
A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.
The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".