Postal Service Jokes
36 postal service jokes and hilarious postal service puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about postal service that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Postal Service Short Jokes
Short postal service jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The postal service humour may include short post office jokes also.
- It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.
- There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?) - I feel terrible for women who work for the USPS or other postal services.... It's such a mail-dominated industry
- Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
- What's the difference between the Secret Service and the Postal Service? One protects your secrets and one goes through your mail, and you'll *never* guess which is which.
- The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman" and changing it to "Personman".
- What does the Postal Service have in common with Medieval Blacksmiths? They both deliver the Mail.
- Several feminist organizations have attacked the postal service for the use of the word "Mailman"... In response to the demands, they've switched to "Femaleman".
- Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service. Or;
Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service. - What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common? Both, don't deliver on Sundays.
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Postal Service One Liners
Which postal service one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with postal service? I can suggest the ones about postal worker and postal.
- Why are women in the Postal service…. When it's such a mail dominated industry.
- Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service? Because it is a mail dominated industry
- My joke about negligence in the postal service isn't bad but the delivery is messed up
- Another hard day of work At the US postal service.
- Britain has more than one royal mail Like you Philip Harry Charles and the postal service
- Reports show that feminists don't like the US postal service They don't like male
- I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail e**....
Delightful Fun Postal Service Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about postal service you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean delivers mail jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make postal service pranks.
USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture
The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.
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It must be hard for women to work in the postal service.
It's such a MAIL dominated industry.
John Cleese Joke ..
The U.S. Postal service created a series of commemorative stamps commemorating lawyers, but they had to withdraw them within a couple of weeks because people couldn't figure out which side of the stamp to spit on.
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Air Postal Service
A man sets down three pieces of luggage at a very famous **International Airlines** (*that shall not be named*) check-in counter and says, "I want the brown bag to go to London, the black one to go to Paris," he said. "And keep the third bag here till my return from Australia next week for pick up."
The check-in clerk blinked. A supervisor standing behind him overheard the request and came up. "I am sorry sir, but we are not the **post office**," he said, "we can't do that."
"Why not?" the irate passenger said, raising his voice, "That's what you did the last time!"
Courage, Discipline, Faith. We are the total package.
Join the United States Postal Service.
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What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get?
A t**... stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
Why do some find the postal service offensive?
Because the postal service assumes items being shipped are male.
What did the United States postal service name it's new disabled driver outreach program?
Ups and downs!
So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question...
...does that mean OP delivered?
Why does the US Government own and regulate the postal service?
Because while right now we're united, if you switch the right two letters we become untied.
The postal service created a stamp with a picture of a highly controversial political leader who became president.
The postal service created a stamp with a picture of a highly controversial political leader who became president. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, the investigation commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
Definition of Service
I became confused when I heard the word
"Service" being used with these agencies:
1. Internal Revenue "Service"
2. U.S. Postal "Service"
3. Telephone "Service"
4. Cable T.V. "Service"
5. Civil "Service"
6. State, City, County & Public "Service"
7. Customer "Service"
This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
But today I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to
"Service" a few cows.
……….BAM!.......It all came into focus for me.