The Best 41 Postal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Postal jokes. There are some postal usps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these postal denomination puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Postal Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off?

Because mail men don't come on Sundays.

Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession?

Because they're male men

So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question...

...does that mean OP delivered?

Postal joke, So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question...

It's crazy how sexist the postal service is.

I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry.

I got a job with the Postal Service

So I could tell people I'm a mail escort.

I slashed my Postal Delivery Driver's tires today

I wanted to be sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where **you** live, your family too!

Postal joke, What is the Italian postal motto?

Another hard day of work

At the US postal service.

Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around

They really push the envelope.

Why do some find the postal service offensive?

Because the postal service assumes items being shipped are male.

8 Days' Worth

Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards. What denomination? asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before 
replying, Give me six Orthodox, 
12 Conservative, and 32 Reform.

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Why do feminists hate the postal service?

Because they deliver straight white mail.

The post office lost my package and wouldn't return my phone calls...

I swear if I don't get my package or at least a phone call in the next few days I'm going to go postal 😑

Why do feminists hate the US Postal Service?

Because it is a mail dominated industry

USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.

I'm not sure what to call the woman postal worker

but apparently "female mailman lady" is **not** it.

Postal joke, I'm not sure what to call the woman postal worker

Why do feminists hate the Worldwide Postal System?

Because it is a mail focused system

The US Postal service released a new stamp with a picture of Donald Trump on it, however the new stamp isn't sticking to envelopes. The POTUS got an investigation underway.

Investigation outcome:
There's nothing wrong with the stamp.
People are spitting on the wrong side.

How do you know that it really is a post office employee that goes postal?

The bullets hit the wrong building three days late.

The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman"

and changing it to "Personman".

What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get?

A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common?

Both, don't deliver on Sundays.

Everyone knows the Beverly Hills postal code os 90210

But did you know the Dawson's Creek post code is 90108 (...for our lives to be over)

What do you call a pregnant man who's also a postal worker?

A male carrier

My joke about negligence in the postal service isn't bad

but the delivery is messed up

A postal carrier is working on a new beat.......

when all of a sudden he comes upon a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT!

Befuddled, he looks down the walk and into the garden and, sure enough, there is indeed a parrot sitting on its perch.

He has a little chuckle to himself at the sign and the parrot there on its perch.

The mailman opens the gate and walks into the garden.

He gets as far as the parrot's perch, when suddenly the parrot calls out: "REX, ATTACK!"

I just got a job with the postal service

So I can call myself a mail escort

The US postal service releases a stamp of Donald Trump

After sometime, reports start to come in that the stamp was not sticking. Infuriated that his own stamps were not working, Trump conducted a $1,300,000 investigation to find out what happened. After eliminating all of the possibilities, they observe the post office to see if the fault was on the consumers end. They soon found out that people were spitting on the wrong side.

Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service.


Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.

Courage, Discipline, Faith. We are the total package.

Join the United States Postal Service.

Several feminist organizations have attacked the postal service for the use of the word "Mailman"...

In response to the demands, they've switched to "Femaleman".

Why did the transvestite postal worker get arrested?

Committing male fraud

What did the United States postal service name it's new disabled driver outreach program? [OC]

Ups and downs!

You know why postal workers are great at sex?

They know to lick it before you stick it

Reports show that feminists don't like the US postal service

They don't like male

A good postal worker can leave you with a smile on your face for the rest of the day.

A bad postal worker uses staples.

Britain has more than one royal mail

Like you Philip Harry Charles and the postal service

There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service...

They heard it was a mail dominated industry..

( Possibility OC?)

The U.S. postal services came out with a new Donald Trump stamp. Although they received many complaints that they were defective!

After polling the public on how the stamp is defective, they figured out nothing was wrong with the stamp at all!

The americans were just not spitting on the right side!

US Postal Service was considering a new Trump postage stamp...

But in the early focus-group testing, most people were spitting on the wrong side causing the stamp not to stick to the envelopes.

It's 294 days after the US Election...

...Biden has progressed to 269.99 electoral votes, and Nevada has discovered 26 million uncounted postal votes that were discovered on 'Storage Wars'. More updates coming soon.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the postal postage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working postal postman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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