Postage Jokes
10 postage jokes and hilarious postage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about postage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a fan of philately and finding yourself in need of a laugh? Look no further than this collection of entertaining postage jokes! Delight your mailman with funny puns about stamps and postal services, or just brighten up your day with these humorous gems.
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What is a good postage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
Wet Mail
A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..
"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"
The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says
"It's because there is Postage Dew."
What do you call a retired UPS worker?
Post-age
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EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.
After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from Frank Gaybeau's c**... induced, hotel filled, 5 figure by the hour e**... stuffed full on satanic o**... fest.
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What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get?
A t**... stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
Why was the physicist angry at the postage stamp?
Because no matter how hard he tried, it just wouldn't gluon.
There were two postage stamps that were forbidden from wedding one another...
In the end they env-eloped
What I know about postage could be written on the back of a stamp...
Or could it?
So the United States federal government was going to release a Donald Trump postage stamp...
But decided against it fearing people wouldn't know which side to spit on.
Ariel Sharon postage stamp
Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office.
So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. The stamps are created, printed, and released. Sharon is very pleased.
But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated.
He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter.
They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to Sharon.
The report states, "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp.The problem is that people are spitting on the wrong side."
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