The Best 11 Postage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Postage jokes. There are some postage hourly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these postage dyes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Postage Jokes and Puns

US Postal Service was considering a new Trump postage stamp...

But in the early focus-group testing, most people were spitting on the wrong side causing the stamp not to stick to the envelopes.

what travels around the world but stays in one corner?

postage stamp

Wet Mail

A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..

"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"

The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says

"It's because there is Postage Dew."

Postage joke, Wet Mail

Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage?

You wouldn't get it.

EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from Frank Gaybeau's cocaine induced, hotel filled, 5 figure by the hour escort stuffed full on satanic orgy fest.

What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get?

A tramp stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."

So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book.

Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps.

Postage joke, So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book.

Why was the physicist angry at the postage stamp?

Because no matter how hard he tried, it just wouldn't gluon.

There were two postage stamps that were forbidden from wedding one another...

In the end they env-eloped

What I know about postage could be written on the back of a stamp...

Or could it?

So the United States federal government was going to release a Donald Trump postage stamp...

But decided against it fearing people wouldn't know which side to spit on.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the postage designer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working postage unskilled piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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