Postage Jokes
16 postage jokes and hilarious postage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about postage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a fan of philately and finding yourself in need of a laugh? Look no further than this collection of entertaining postage jokes! Delight your mailman with funny puns about stamps and postal services, or just brighten up your day with these humorous gems.
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Funniest Postage Short Jokes
Short postage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The postage humour may include short postal service jokes also.
- Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamp.
- Why was the physicist angry at the postage stamp? Because no matter how hard he tried, it just wouldn't gluon.
- There were two postage stamps that were forbidden from wedding one another... In the end they env-eloped
- Q: How are blondes like postage stamps?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way. - Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there. - So the United States federal government was going to release a Donald Trump postage stamp... But decided against it fearing people wouldn't know which side to spit on.
- What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get? A t**... stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
- So I accidentally sent n**... to everyone in my address book. Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps.
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Postage One Liners
Which postage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with postage? I can suggest the ones about postal and post office.
- what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp
- What do you call a retired UPS worker? Post-age
(Sorry if repost) - Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage? You wouldn't get it.
- What I know about postage could be written on the back of a stamp... Or could it?
- Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Hilarious Postage Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about postage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stamps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make postage pranks.
Wet Mail
A man one morning walks out to his mailbox to get his mail. He opens the door, reaches in, and he can feel that the mail is all wet. He gets very upset that his mail is soggy and ruined. He flags down the mailman who has not made it very far and asks..
"Whats the deal with the wet mail?!"
The mailman stone faced looks back at the man and says
"It's because there is Postage Dew."
EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.
After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from Frank Gaybeau's c**... induced, hotel filled, 5 figure by the hour e**... stuffed full on satanic o**... fest.
