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160 post jokes and hilarious post puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about post that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article provides a hearty dose of humour about everyday topics. From uplifting post stories to fence post misadventures, Irish post pranks, Australia Post updates, or just a good old Canadian post joke, explore and upvote a variety of humour. Share, laugh, and repost - it's time to post jokes!

Best Short Post Jokes

Short post jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The post humour may include short pose jokes also.

  1. If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
    This is not a political post, I just want to travel
  2. Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
    I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
  3. My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it post office
  4. As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
  5. Why was my post removed? Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
    I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.
  6. I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
  7. I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?" "I'm not coming in tomorrow"

    Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
  8. I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
  9. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
    Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
  10. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.

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Post One Liners

Which post one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with post? I can suggest the ones about pond and pres.

  1. I'm getting laid tonight. I wish I could have posted this in any other sub.
  2. I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
  3. Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
  4. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
  5. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
  6. Why should you always post jokes in American English? They can reach a wider audience.
  7. I kissed a girl today. Wish I could post this in another sub some day.
  8. What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
  9. What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue
  10. If you're outdoors you can skip this post It's just an inside joke
  11. Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
  12. Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office They get really annoyed
  13. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
  14. Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
  15. I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

Post It Jokes

Here is a list of funny post it jokes and even better post it puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "pre" means before and "post" means after... pre means before and post means after,
    to use both at the same time would be...
    preposterous!
  • This was the year I got all I wanted: a girlfriend, a steady job, and many new friends. All I could want for the next year is... to be able to post this in a different sub.
  • I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes. Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
  • If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
    This is not a political post. I just want to travel.
  • Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
    (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
    r/nextfuckinglevel post)
  • As my teacher used to say: "Pre- means before. Post- means after." "To use both prefixes together would be preposterous."
  • If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
  • It's a good thing Elon didn't acquire Reddit, otherwise (Your post was removed by Reddit admins, and your account was suspended)
  • George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
    (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
  • TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.

Post Office Jokes

Here is a list of funny post office jokes and even better post office puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I got a letter that was just addressed to "You Idiot". What bothers me is that the post office knew where to deliver it.
  • I've open 6 birthday cards and I'm up to $150 already. I love working for the post office!
  • Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
  • What has more letters than the alphabet... The Post office...

    My 9 year old daughter told me this before bed... i thought i'd share.
  • So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them "It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike".
  • I used to open so many cards on Valentines Day. Eventually the post office fired me for it.
  • My wife tried to apply at the post office, but they would not letter. They said only mails work here.
  • I started a new gay club called "The Post Office" You can get your male there.
  • Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
  • What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it? Post office

Facebook Post Jokes

Here is a list of funny facebook post jokes and even better facebook post puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
  • I posted some misinformation about Vietnamese cuisine on Facebook Now i regret. I should've known they'd banh mi for that.
  • Someone made a post saying 'Privacy is Important'... ...the post was on Facebook
  • I'm glad that DeVos was confirmed as education secretary. Now I don't have to worry about my grandkids being able to read some of my dumbest Facebook posts... or anything else, for that matter.
  • An atheist, a Crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar. I know because they posted it repeatedly on Facebook.
  • The Energizer bunny got arrested today! He was arrested for battery.
    This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago.
  • I just want to let all of the Hillary supporters out there that I share their grief. I post it to facebook where me and my friends can laugh at it together.
  • What do you call Post Malone when he's on Facebook by himself? Post Alone.
  • Posted on my Facebook group that it's 40 below outside. Some responded, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
  • What a programmer posted to Facebook after he became a father. Version 2.0 released with Day 1 patch. May include minor bugs.

Fence Post Jokes

Here is a list of funny fence post jokes and even better fence post puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting
  • A moderator of this sub is my neighbor in real life, and is demanding that my fence be removed ...just because I re-posted it.
  • Can anyone tell me why my post was removed? I'm really annoyed as my fence has now fallen down.
  • Ok Mods I want to know why my post was removed. It's annoying because my fence keeps falling down.
  • To the guy that's bad at building fences... Oops, wrong place for this post.
    Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you.
  • This post has been removed. It might cause a fence.
  • Can the mods of this sub explain as to why my posts were removed? Now my fence has fallen over….
  • Can one of the mods tell me why my post was removed? It's annoying that my fence fell over.
  • I made a post but had to take it down. Someone took a fence.
  • I am pretty bad at building fences. Oops, wrong place for this post.
Post joke, I am pretty bad at building fences.

Uproarious Post Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about post you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean paste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make post prank.

If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...

I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it.

So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense.

Guys get p**... too...

Post m**... Syndrome. It's the 15 minutes after m**... where you question what life is and what you just did.

Army commando recruitment - from India

A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army.
Interviewer: "We want a person with a suspicious mind; always alert, merciless; ready to attack; high sense of hearing & most importantly; having a killer instinct. So Do you think you are eligible?"
Man: "No Sir; but can my Wife apply?"

"Tom Jones Syndrome"

A man is in the waiting room at his Doctor's office and finally, the Doc arrives.
"Hello Jim what seems to be the problem today?"
Jim replies "Doc, you've gotta help me. I can't stop singing 'She's a Lady' by Tom Jones!"
The Doc says "oh yes, that is 'Tom Jones Syndrome'"
"Is it common?" Jim asks
"Well it's not unusual"
First post.

I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...

But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.

s**... after Surgery

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**....
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"

A blonde woman walks into a library

A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says " I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."
The lady replies "Ma'am, this is a library."
The blonde looks around, then whispers " I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."
(Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.


*Last post of this was 6 months ago from my quick search, reposting because it is hilarious.*

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund.
credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

I'm tired of seeing "Hey OP, I banged your mom" comments every time I post a submission....

I never should have given dad my username.

If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money.

Milk joke

Walmart on a sunday night. Place is dead, my dad and I are stopping to grab some milk. Just a gallon. Go up to the cashier, she rings us up and we pay for it.
"Would you like a bag for that sir?" She asks us
My dad's swift reply: "No I'll keep it in the container, last time I put it in the bag it spilled everywhere."
First post hope you like it. :)

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to tell you they are vegans.
.......
Well apparently the correct answer is three. The extra one is needed to post whiny replies when they all get triggered by this joke.

Two guys were sitting in a bar, when o**... said to the other:

Two guys were sitting in a bar, when o**... said to the other: "Don't you hate it when they repeat the title in the post?"

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title

It bothers me more than it should when people put the first line of the joke in the title then repeat it in the body of the post.

If you've had s**... with less than 536 people, then having s**... with you is a more exclusive club than going into space.

I though I'd post something my ex-girlfriend could feel good about.

Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin h**... Malone?

His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.

If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare...

...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.

What do you call a webpage that helps your eyes feel better?

A site for sore eyes!
My dad made this up and wanted me to post it lol

Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other

r**...

A young girl accepts a dare, and wins a dollar

she tells her mom about it, saying how the boys dared her to climb a post.
"Silly girl, that's so they could look up your skirt."
So the next day, the girl comes back and says "They tried to make me climb that post again, but I outsmarted them this time!"
"Really? What did you do?"
"I told them 'I'm not going to be fooled into reposting!"

Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today.

Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.
Myneckisaur.
This is my first dad joke post :)

Did you hear about the two criminals who stole a calendar?

They both got 6 months.
P.S this is my first ever post! Please be nice!
Sorry for the typo

I was going to post a joke I have seen here before, ...

But I figure you guys already Reddit.

I s**... at building fences. Anyone have any tips?

Oh. I put this post in the wrong place, didn't I?

I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.

Retweet if you agree.

Say what you like about China...

[This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China (CPC) of the People's Republic of China at the discretion of General Xi Jinping]

How do you know if someone is just farming for karma?

They only post on their cake day

Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try

Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother.
"Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down."
"Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him."
Johnny then frowned.
"I was sitting on Daddy's lap"

What do you call a dog underwater?

A s**... diver
*My seven year old asked me to post this here.

If Biden is elected, I stay in the country

If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.
This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.

What takes 3 years?

Making a successful post on my cake day!

This Goat walks into a post office

And says to the Postmaster "I need to send a telegram."
The Postmaster says "OK, what is it?"
The Goat says "I need it to say, maa maa maa maa maa maa maa." The Postmaster counts the words and says "Well, for the same price, I can put 4 more "MAAs" in for you."
The Goat looks at him and says "But then it wouldn't make any sense."

pre means before and post means after,

to use both at the same time would be...

preposterous

Otherwise

You might think this post s**....
But the title says otherwise

Coming up with a good Reddit post is usually pretty hard.

But today it's a piece of cake!

I was going to post a joke about free and fair elections....

But I'm not sure the Americans will get it.

A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe

How many morons does it take to read a reddit post?

Just one.
Thanks for reading.

My boss calls me "the computer"

Nothing to do with intelligence,
I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes
EDIT thank you all so much this is my first ever post to hit 1k upvotes and get awards
2nd edit wow 3k this post has blown out my previous record of 789 out of the water thank you so much

No one bird can eat a bowl of fruit loops...

But toucan!
(First post here, hope you like it.)

What do you call an average radio?

Stereo typical
My thirteen-year-old came up with this and I promised to post it to Reddit.

In honour of my first cake day, here's a few of my favourite riddles. Feel free to try them on your friends.

Q: What gets bigger, the more you take away from it?
A: A hole
Q: What two words have thousands of letters in them?
A: Post office
Q: The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
A: A coffin
Q: What travels all over the world, but stays in the corner?
A: A stamp
Q: What runs all around a field, but doesn't move?
A: A fence
Q: What starts with E, ends with e and only has one letter in it?
A: Envelope

My girlfriend told me s**... was best on vacation.

Not the best post card I have received.

I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma.

I still do, but I used to, too.

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


(Edit)
Thank you for the awards.



As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying that it's their cake day just so people can wish them a happy birthday.

You won't catch me doing that today.

What kind of car is the same frontward and backward?

A Toyota.
First post ever on Reddit. I hope I did it right.

I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying that it's their cake day just for upvotes…

You won't catch me doing that today.

"Pre-" means before and "Post-" means after, so to use both together in a single word would be...

preposterous

cheers all :)

Today my wife gave birth to a baby boy. I have waited for this moment for so long..

Now I can finally post my jokes here. Thank you God.

I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it is their cake day.

You won't catch me doing that today.

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders minced pork shoulder and ham, pressed it into a block and served in a can.

POST REMOVED
**Rule 3 - No Spam posts.**

Post joke, A guy walks into a restaurant and orders minced pork shoulder and ham, pressed it into a block and s

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