Post Jokes

Funniest Post Short Jokes

Short post jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The post humour may include short pose jokes also.

1. If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
   This is not a political post, I just want to travel
2. Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
   I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
3. My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it post office
4. As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
   
5. I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
6. I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?" "I'm not coming in tomorrow"
   
   Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry
7. I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
8. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
   Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
9. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
10. "pre" means before and "post" means after... pre means before and post means after,
    to use both at the same time would be...
    preposterous!

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Post One Liners

Which post one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with post? I can suggest the ones about pond and pres.

1. I'm getting laid tonight. I wish I could have posted this in any other sub.
2. I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
3. Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
   
4. What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
5. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
6. Why should you always post jokes in American English? They can reach a wider audience.
7. I kissed a girl today. Wish I could post this in another sub some day.
8. What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
9. What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue
10. If you're outdoors you can skip this post It's just an inside joke
11. Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office They get really annoyed
12. I started a new gay club called "The Post Office" You can get your male there.
13. Santa has been reading all your posts. Most of you are getting dictionaries.
14. How do you know if someone is just farming for karma? They only post on their cake day
15. What takes 3 years? Making a successful post on my cake day!

Post It Jokes

Here is a list of funny post it jokes and even better post it puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This was the year I got all I wanted: a girlfriend, a steady job, and many new friends. All I could want for the next year is... to be able to post this in a different sub.
• Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
  (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
  r/nextfuckinglevel post)
• George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
  (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
• TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.
• What soaps are used to keep men away? Deter-gents
  Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
• The population of the countryside were almost wiped out entirely by a rare breed of ticks that live and breed inside the mouths of Alpacas. The survivors now live in a post Alpaca lip tick wasteland.
• If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
• Just came up with a dadjoke but I'm too afraid to post… Because you probably have Redd-it already.
• There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day.
• Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.
  Myneckisaur.
  This is my first dad joke post :)

Post Office Jokes

Here is a list of funny post office jokes and even better post office puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've open 6 birthday cards and I'm up to $150 already. I love working for the post office!
• What has more letters than the alphabet... The Post office...
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  My 9 year old daughter told me this before bed... i thought i'd share.
• So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them "It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike".
• I used to open so many cards on Valentines Day. Eventually the post office fired me for it.
• My wife tried to apply at the post office, but they would not letter. They said only mails work here.
• Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
• The US post office announced today that they'll be releasing a new stamp commemorating prostitution. It's a ten cent stamp, but if you wanna lick it, it's a quarter.
• Which three words contains the most letters? The post office.
• Odd how you can only send mail during the day. They are called post office hours, after all.
• Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office? Because the devil takes many forms.

Facebook Post Jokes

Here is a list of funny facebook post jokes and even better facebook post puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
• I posted some misinformation about Vietnamese cuisine on Facebook Now i regret. I should've known they'd banh mi for that.
• Someone made a post saying 'Privacy is Important'... ...the post was on Facebook
• The Energizer bunny got arrested today! He was arrested for battery.
  This was a joke I posted on Facebook 7 years ago.
• What do you call Post Malone when he's on Facebook by himself? Post Alone.
• Posted on my Facebook group that it's 40 below outside. Some responded, is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?
• What a programmer posted to Facebook after he became a father. Version 2.0 released with Day 1 patch. May include minor bugs.
• If you shared on Facebook about a fence installation video you were editing... Would that make it a post post post?
• If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring? Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
• My friend on Facebook who always posted the stupidest things faked his death. He's back. Now all he does is postmortem things.

Fence Post Jokes

Here is a list of funny fence post jokes and even better fence post puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting
• A moderator of this sub is my neighbor in real life, and is demanding that my fence be removed ...just because I re-posted it.
• To the guy that's bad at building fences... Oops, wrong place for this post.
  Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you.
• This post has been removed. It might cause a fence.
• I made a post but had to take it down. Someone took a fence.
• I am pretty bad at building fences. Oops, wrong place for this post.
• Can I get some help repairing my broken fence posts? I figure there are enough reposters here that it will only take a few minutes.
• How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto? It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
• Posting on Reddit is like fencing You must always have a quick repost.
• An old southern farmer is out one day with his dog repairing a fence row when suddenly part of it bursts into flames.. Wow I did not expect this post to blow up.

Uproarious Post Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about post you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make post pranks.