Post It Note Jokes
14 post it note jokes and hilarious post it note puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about post it note that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Post It Note Short Jokes
Short post it note jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The post it note humour may include short post it jokes also.
- A group of amateur bank robbers plan their first heist, but only have post-it notes to work with. Should be easy enough to pull off.
- Post-it note Get a friend, write a joke on the post-it note and get them to tell you what type of joke it is.
Stick it to them and say.....
The joke's on you . - I got a message from my local library today... ... that said I needed to return a book. It was duly noted.
*(Apologies in advance if this has been posted before, I swear I thought of it myself!)*
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Comical Post It Note Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about post it note you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean music note jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make post it note pranks.
God is watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples
Daddy, is god a Man or a Woman?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Is God Black or White?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?
*Note* I know this joke is outdated, but a very close friend told it to me a couple years ago and as she recently passed away, I'm posting it here so people can know she was awesome.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Chuck Norris set the record for most amount of records broken; All of them.
The Guinness Book is actually for all of the 2nd-placers, otherwise it would be a book the size of a post-it note with one page in it that says 'Chuck Norris'.
They say he once did a **minute** in only 41.25 seconds.
Who Is The Real Boss?
The Boss of our small company was complaining during a staff meeting that people didn't respect him enough. Trying to change the attitude in the office he came in the next day with a sign for his door it said, I am the boss .
One of the employees apparently not appreciating the change posted a post-a-note on the sign it said your wife wants her sign back
Colonoscopy Prep
My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her a**... look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying Psssst: we've been wanting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Never a dull moment here.
This just in, female basketball players were s**... frustrated at the crowd...
...it turns out, the crowd left before they could even finish.
NOTE: First time posting here and I'm not a fun person. This just popped into my mind so bear with me.
A man orders a drink..
**(Not sure if this has been posted here before. Had read it long before as a kid.)**
A man orders a drink but has to use the loo. To ensure nobody drinks his booze he places a note underneath the glass which reads "I spat in the drink".. He returns from the loo finding an another note for him.. "Me too!"
Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?
Because it was disease ridden.
Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.
Post your pickup lines. I'll start: Girl, you smell like....
Girl, you smell like an encouraging note my 3rd grade teacher wrote with a purple gelpen in the front of my Goosebumps book! Can I get your number?
APPLICANTS for a clerical post in a paint company were given a simple written test. They were asked to write a short note using the words GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK one candidate wrote:
Phone went 'GREEN, GREEN'. I PINKed up the phone and said, " YELLOW, YELLOW! BLUE's Speaking? WHITE did you say? Wrong number! Don't PURPLEly disturb people! And don't call BLACK!!!