Post It Note Jokes

14 post it note jokes and hilarious post it note puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about post it note that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Post It Note Jokes

Short post it note puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The post it note humour may include short post it jokes also.

  1. A group of amateur bank robbers plan their first heist, but only have post-it notes to work with. Should be easy enough to pull off.
  2. Post-it note Get a friend, write a joke on the post-it note and get them to tell you what type of joke it is.
    Stick it to them and say.....
    The joke's on you .
  3. I got a message from my local library today... ... that said I needed to return a book. It was duly noted.
    *(Apologies in advance if this has been posted before, I swear I thought of it myself!)*

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about post it note can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of post it note puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Comical Post It Note Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about post it note you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean music note jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make post it note prank.

God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples

Daddy, is god a Man or a Woman?

Father: God is both.
Boy: Is God Black or White?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?
*Note* I know this joke is outdated, but a very close friend told it to me a couple years ago and as she recently passed away, I'm posting it here so people can know she was awesome.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Chuck Norris set the record for most amount of records broken; All of them.

The Guinness Book is actually for all of the 2nd-placers, otherwise it would be a book the size of a post-it note with one page in it that says 'Chuck Norris'.
They say he once did a **minute** in only 41.25 seconds.

Who Is The Real Boss?

The Boss of our small company was complaining during a staff meeting that people didn't respect him enough. Trying to change the attitude in the office he came in the next day with a sign for his door it said, I am the boss .
One of the employees apparently not appreciating the change posted a post-a-note on the sign it said your wife wants her sign back

Colonoscopy Prep

My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her a**... look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying Psssst: we've been wanting to talk to you about your car's extended warranty.
Never a dull moment here.

This just in, female basketball players were s**... frustrated at the crowd... turns out, the crowd left before they could even finish.

NOTE: First time posting here and I'm not a fun person. This just popped into my mind so bear with me.

A man orders a drink..

**(Not sure if this has been posted here before. Had read it long before as a kid.)**
A man orders a drink but has to use the loo. To ensure nobody drinks his booze he places a note underneath the glass which reads "I spat in the drink".. He returns from the loo finding an another note for him.. "Me too!"

Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?

Because it was disease ridden.
Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.

Post your pickup lines. I'll start: Girl, you smell like....

Girl, you smell like an encouraging note my 3rd grade teacher wrote with a purple gelpen in the front of my Goosebumps book! Can I get your number?

APPLICANTS for a clerical post in a paint company were given a simple written test. They were asked to write a short note using the words GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK one candidate wrote:

Phone went 'GREEN, GREEN'. I PINKed up the phone and said, " YELLOW, YELLOW! BLUE's Speaking? WHITE did you say? Wrong number! Don't PURPLEly disturb people! And don't call BLACK!!!

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The impact of these post it note jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.