Post It Jokes
88 post it jokes and hilarious post it puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about post it that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Post It Short Jokes
Short post it jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The post it humour may include short posting jokes also.
- If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
This is not a political post, I just want to travel - Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over. - My sister came up with this. What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it post office
- As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
- Why was my post removed? Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over. - I absolutely HATE when people make a post subtly implying it's their cake day, just so people can wish them. You won't catch me doing that today.
- I asked my boss "what's the difference between your wife and tomorrow?" "I'm not coming in tomorrow"
Haven't seen this one here so if it's been posted before I'm sorry - I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
- What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind . - Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
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Post It One Liners
Which post it one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with post it? I can suggest the ones about post and posting picture.
- I'm getting laid tonight. I wish I could have posted this in any other sub.
- I finally got someone to be my valentine! I wish I could post this in any other sub.
- Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? Banned from of Seaworld
- Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
- Why should you always post jokes in American English? They can reach a wider audience.
- I kissed a girl today. Wish I could post this in another sub some day.
- What do you call a rapper that smells nice? Post Cologne
- What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue
- If you're outdoors you can skip this post It's just an inside joke
- Why don't women work at the post office? It's a mail dominated industry.
- Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office They get really annoyed
- What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette.
- Do you guys remember the joke I posted about my spine? It was about a weak back.
- I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Post It Note Jokes
Here is a list of funny post it note jokes and even better post it note puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A group of amateur bank robbers plan their first heist, but only have post-it notes to work with. Should be easy enough to pull off.
- Post-it note Get a friend, write a joke on the post-it note and get them to tell you what type of joke it is.
Stick it to them and say.....
The joke's on you . - I got a message from my local library today... ... that said I needed to return a book. It was duly noted.
*(Apologies in advance if this has been posted before, I swear I thought of it myself!)*
Cheeky Post It Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about post it you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean submit your jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make post it pranks.
If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare...
...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
Are pirates a**... men or t**... men
a**... men. It's all about the quality of the b**..., not the size of the chest.
Came up with this a few months ago and keep forgetting to post it.
A blonde woman walks into a library
A blonde woman walks into a library and talks to the lady at the front desk and says " I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."
The lady replies "Ma'am, this is a library."
The blonde looks around, then whispers " I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a pepsi."
(Credit goes to my dad for this one. He had another one that I can't remember but once I do I'm coming back to post it)
Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day.
Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.
It's cake and y'all know the rules!
What do you call a webpage that helps your eyes feel better?
A site for sore eyes!
My dad made this up and wanted me to post it lol
I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.
Retweet if you agree.
What do you call an average radio?
Stereo typical
My thirteen-year-old came up with this and I promised to post it to Reddit.
Teach a man a joke and he will laugh for a day
Teach a redditor a joke and they will repost it for a lifetime!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
This is my son's favorite joke and he wanted me to post it for Halloween.
A woman smiling
Not my joke but wanted to post it here. A bit dry but I find it funny.
At a bar a woman keeps smiling at a man. Finally the man walk over to her.
Man: I would like to ask you to come over to my place.
Woman: Are you trying to pick me up?
Man: No. I'm a dentist.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?…
She kept running away from the ball!…
(This has probably already been posted on here, but I don't really know, so I'm just going to post it…)
Finally today a girl kissed me
I wish I could post it in another subreddit :(
This is an Australian Joke so I'm going to post it in their native language
˙,,¡ǝuo punoɟ I 'ǝʇɐɯ ɥɐN,, 'sǝᴉldǝɹ ʎnƃ ǝɥʇ ,,¿ƃuoɥʇ ɐ ǝsol noʎ pᴉp ¿ǝʇɐɯ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥM,, ɯᴉɥ sʞsɐ uoɹʇɐd ǝuO ˙(dolɟ dᴉlɟ) ƃuoɥʇ ǝuo ƃuᴉɹɐǝʍ ʇɥƃᴉu ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇuᴉ sʞlɐʍ ǝᴉssn∀ u∀
To the guy that's bad at building fences...
Oops, wrong place for this post.
Figured i'd put it in the right place and re-post it for you.
I have a joke on time travel.
But I won't post it here. You guys didn't like it.
How to post the world's best joke here…
Post an average joke, then inevitably a better joke will be added to the comments, steal that joke and post it, take that joke's best comment joke and post it, repeat ad infinitum. Voila the world's best joke guaranteed eventually.
The kid next door challenged me to a water fight
Thought I'd post it here while the water boils.
Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because she wasn't peeling very well...
All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Why didn't Luke Skywalker want to visit the Death Star?
Because he didn't want death.
(My 5 year old made this joke up and he was very proud of himself. I told him I'd post it here for cheap and easy karma)
Teach a man to joke and he'll be funny for a lifetime,
tell a man a joke and he'll repost it every day.
I held an elevator door for an elderly patient...
I don't know if this belongs in jokes but I had to post it somewhere.
I am in the main hospital. I am going up to the 3rd floor and I call the elevator. I see an elderly patient coming and hold the door for him.
Patient: "Thank you"
Me: "Absolutely, where are we going?" wondering what button he needs pushed.
Patient: "I'd like to just go to heaven."
Me: *internal w**... moment, how tf do I respond to that. I look at the button panel.*
Me: "Well.....closest I can get you is 5th floor."
What was the name of the physician who could smell the future?
Nostrildamus
I made it myself and was proud enough to post it! :)
Its not a repost
My friend and I came up with a joke and raced to see who could post it first. I just lost by 2 months.
I told a joke about a meat factory to my friends
They thought it was well done.
I randomly thought of this joke and considering it's my cake day I thought I'd post it.
I have an HTTP joke
But if I post it here, you guys will not get it.
What do you do when you see a space man?
You park in it, man.
What do you do when you see a fire man?
You put it out, man.
What do you do when you see a post man?
You repost it, man.
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it?
Instagram.
I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it
People say smoking will give you diseases
But how can they say that when it cures salmon!!
(Lol im a smoking chef and when i heard this joke I coughed my lungs like i have the rona. Had to post it )
Guys can we please begin calling Krav Maga "Jew Jitsu?"
I'm pretty serious about this but I don't know where to post it.
My wife said I was getting lucky tonight and I could tell everyone on Reddit.
I wish she said I could post it in a different sub.
My crush kissed me!
I wish I could post it in other subs.
What number do French celiacs hate?
Huit.
My five year old (who is celiac) came up with this. Had to post it.
How many roosters does it take to fertilize an egg?
A c**...-er-two'll-do!
Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here
I made a joke about procrastination.
I guess I'll just post it later.
I just want to let all of the Hillary supporters out there that I share their grief.
I post it to facebook where me and my friends can laugh at it together.
A biologist walks up to his friend and says
Biologist : Hey wanna hear a joke?
Friend : sure, go ahead
Biologist : bone of the upper arm
Friend : wow, that's humerus
(I'm not even a dad and idk if this counts as a dad joke but anyways thought of this while studying biology so had to post it)
Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone
tell a redditor a joke and he'll repost it for the rest of his life
How do you ruin a good joke's punchline?
You repost it hundreds of times.
I was sitting in my house in England, looking at the news
I was sitting in my house in England, Looking at the news.
Hearing about what was being done to people on british soil by Russians infuriated me. I took it upon myself to write a long scathing article about Putin, and how we should stand up to him and not takes these shenanigans any more from him.
I was about to post it online and share it with my Russian friends, but then my nerves got the better of me.
I remember the old days...
When people would get mad if you read their diary. Now they post it online and get mad if you don't read it.
I'm looking for a joke about a sandwich I saw the other day so I can repost it...
Ah, right sub!
Why can't a blonde dial 911
She can't find the eleven.
Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it.
How does a Redditor fix a broken fence?
They repost it
You too can help prevent wild fires.
Just a friendly tip. Google your joke before you post it here. It will tell you when the last time it was posted to this sub. Help do your part to keep this sub trash fire free!
Has anyone heard the one about the dilapidated fence?
If you haven't that's fine. I'm going to repost it.
Have you ever seen the serial number that is printed on every c**...?
No? Oh, you must not have needed to unroll it that far...
Full disclosure: I searched and although this joke is definitely a repost, it's been about a year since the last time so I took an executive decision to post it again.
Obama and Putin have a discussion..
Putin: Let's just talk about this man to man..
Obama: Ok one moment, let me get Michelle.
My uncle told it much better but I can't remember how he said it. Feel free to repost it if you can format it better.
I finally thought of a joke with just the right amount of dry humor
I'll post it soon
The best way to stop Covid-19 spreading...
Would be to post it in *new
I wrote the perfect joke about OCD...
as soon as I get the punchline to have the same number of letters as the set-up, I'll post it for you guys.
How do you end a bad joke?
My 8 year old said this and I *had* to post it for him.
Why does the Rabbi offer free circumcisions?
He only collects the tips!
I'm sure this joke exists but it was my dads favorite joke so I thought I would post it here for you guys to enjoy!!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
I'll post it tomorrow
Shortest four-line poem I can think of
Not sure where else to post it. If you can read it, it doesn't apply to you.
YYUR
YYUB
URN
YY2ME
I have a joke on procrastination....
Nah, just gonna post it later.
The kingdom of Yemen had a totally different name when it was still a young country.
It was called Oboy.
I know it's bad, but I had to post it somewhere :')
So my wife said there's a ton of ISO's on Facebook for girl guide cookies.
I said we should post it at a boosted price because they are mint in box.
A man walks into a bar
Looking at a mirror to survey the damage he sees a marking stamped into his forehead. REPOST it said.
Why did the train go left?
Cause it couldn't get on the right track.
I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Who's the greatest comedian?
Dave Chappelle!!!!! Not a joke its just a fact. Sorry just had to get that out and didmt know where else to post it
I was trying to browse original content...
...but all I found was this joke.
So I decided to repost it here.
What martial art is done using only your feet?
**Tofu**
(I know original content is rare here, so as soon as I thought of this I made sure to post it here)
New Dishwasher launched on the market!!!
1 dead and 2 injured.
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PS: I don't care if it's a repost or too lame, this has been my favourite joke since I was 6 and I had to post it
In the comments section.
This is apparently almost always the best joke, so I thought I'd post it for upvotes.
What do you call a h**... with a bar of soap on a sleigh?
A 1 horse open sleigh...
My dad made it up, thought I'd post it here and see if he's as clever as he thinks
Ever remember a joke but not where you heard it?
No problem. Just post it here and someone in the comments will give you the entire history of every time it was every made over the past 30 years.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs...
Heard this just now from my 8 year old cousin and had to post it!
James and John were given a question from their teacher to which they had to answer
Their question was to write the past tense of a sentence
The boy has a cold
James wrote The boy had a cold
John wrote The boy had had a cold because it is grammatically correct to say 'had had' back to back
The teacher looked at the two answers and proceeded to mark Johns as correct and James's as incorrect
So to summarise: John, while James had had 'had', had, had had 'had had'; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
To clarify: this is not my joke, I found it on a video and it was really funny so I decided to post it
Assistant to the President: Sir, there's a crisis - somehow, we only have one copy of Pixar's Up left in existence.
President: All right, find the person who currently owns it, and have him give it to me.
Assistant to the President: Well there's some bad news, sir ...
President: Bad news? Have him give me the DVD, I'll copy it and post it on the Internet, problem solved!
Assistant to the President: Sir ...
President: What is the bad news? What human being could be that stingy that they wouldn't give me this movie?
Assistant to the President: His name is Rick, sir.
President: Rick?
Assistant to the President: Rick Astley, and He's Never Gonna Give You Up.
