Possum Jokes

Funniest Possum Short Jokes

Short possum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The possum humour may include short porpoise jokes also.

1. How did possums learn to play dead? When scientists learned that possums can survive up to 80 rattlesnake bites
2. What do possums and the Detroit Tigers have in common? Both play dead at home & get killed on the road.
3. A vulture walks up to the counter at the airport dragging a dead possum. "Sir will you be checking any bags today?"
   "Nope, just carrion."
4. What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road? Clearly, that's a Himalayan possum.
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   After all, you did find Himalayan in the middle of the road...
5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo it could be done
   (in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")
6. A man walks up to the counter at the airport holding a dead possum. The attendant asks Sir, will you be checking that? The man replies No, it's carrion.
7. Life found on Mars!! The rover Curiosity found what appears to be an early marsupial ancestor of the American possum. Unfortunately, the rover Opportunity ran over it the day before.
8. Somewhere in a parallel universe programmer van Rython invented Possum programming language.
9. How many r**... does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!
10. What do you get when you cross a bull and a possum? Pfft... Don't be s**...... That's a possum bull.

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Possum One Liners

Which possum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with possum? I can suggest the ones about pies and pong.

1. What do you call a possum from Ireland? An O'Possum
2. What's a seven-course meal in Alabama? A possum and a six-pack.
3. Why did the possum cross the road? To visit his flat mate!
4. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done...
5. Every time I see a possum on the road I run it over... Just to make sure it's not faking
6. What do you call a group of possums? A possy.
   Idk if this exists already))
7. What do you call an Irish possum? Opossum
8. What is the only marsupial indigenous to Ireland? the O'Possum
9. If England has possums and we have opossums do Canadians have possumehs?
10. What do you call a possum wearing rabbit ears? An Alabama Easter Bunny!
11. Why did the roadkill possum lie down? 'Cause he got tired

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What funny jokes about possum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pose jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make possum pranks.