Possibility Jokes
33 possibility jokes and hilarious possibility puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about possibility that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Possibility Short Jokes
Short possibility jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The possibility humour may include short potential jokes also.
- [Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.
- TIL of a reality show where the goal is to do as much drugs as possible without dying or getting caught. It's called the Tour de France.
- TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice.
- Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet. Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.
- A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly... ...and as you can see, they were Wright
- There's radical feminist plot to attack the postal service... They heard it was a mail dominated industry..
( Possibility OC?) - My favourite word in the English language is frequently I try to use it as often as possible
- My boss just called me to tell me I'm responsible for the collapse of another bank. I said What? How can that be possible. I don't even work in finance. I'm a builder
- Is it possible to kill someone with a piece of Cheddar cheese? Yes, but only if it's extra sharp.
- How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.
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Possibility One Liners
Which possibility one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with possibility? I can suggest the ones about opportunity and chance.
- How much space is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
- Texas is the Lone Star state. Of course, that's out of a possible 5 star.
- Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill.
- Brain transplants will never be possible. Change my mind.
- I was named after my Dad. I mean, I couldn't possibly have been named before him.
- Yes, it is. Is time travel possible?
- Is it possible to stutter in sign language? Yes, it's called Parkinson's
- Return of the Jedi.... Is not possible, without the Receipt of the Jedi.
- [Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
- Time travel is possible! The United States just traveled back 50 years!
- how does trump commute to work each day? by walking the fascist way possible!
- Seeking 1 night stand Possibly two since I have two lamps
- Is it possible to make a case for the camel? weAlreadyDid.
- How is it possible for anyone to wear Doc Martens on both feet? isn't that a pairodocs?
- [Possibly OC] What do you get when you cross a bird with a vegetable? Asparrowgus
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Fun-Filled Possibility Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about possibility you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean possibly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make possibility pranks.
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A paralyzed man says to his friend, Go upstairs and get my shoes. My feet are cold
The friend goes upstairs and sees the paralyzed man's two s**... 17 year old daughters.
He says, Your father sent me up here to have s**... with you.
One of the girls replies, That couldn't possibly be true!
The man says I'll prove it and then yells towards the stairs, Both of them?
The paralyzed man yells back Of course both of them!
Pregnant girlfriend
Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.
Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient please.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by their government and the media.
But I know that can't possibly be true. Because every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum
A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks "How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?"
"Well," says the director, "We fill up a bath with water, then give the patient a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bath as quickly as possible."
"I see," says the politician, "and if he's got any sense he'll choose the bucket."
"No," says the director, "If he's got any sense he'll pull the plug out. Would you like a room with a view?"
Any more oxymorons?
* Only choice
* Civil war
* Definite possibility
* Grow smaller
* Random order
* Old news
* True fiction
* Virtual reality
* Working vacation
* Exact estimate
* Original copies
* Pretty ugly
* Fully empty
A physicist, engineer, and mathematician are asked by a local farmer to build the smallest fence they possibly can to hold in all of his sheep.
The physicist builds a big fence and slowly reduces the size until he can't reduce the fence any longer.
The engineer measures each sheep, stacks them in a specific way, and then builds a fence around them.
The mathematician builds a small fence around himself, then defines himself to be outside the fence.
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A cargo ship sank in the ocean. The cargo, Idaho potatoes and rubber p**..., floated in the vicinity.
The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.
"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.
"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.
"It was a dictatorship."
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One day, the President finds a n**... message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.
He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.
"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
"The u**... belongs to the Vice President."
"What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."
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Last time I went for an eye exam, the doctor said to me, "You're going to have to stop m**...."
When I asked him why that could possibly be necessary, he said
"Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."
How many customer service representatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
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I never thought it was possible for clock to have s**...
But when the time came, I finally knew
"Drive that thing like you stole it!"
One Friday night, when I was a teenager getting ready to go out, my Dad handed me the car keys and said, "Have fun, son. And remember. Drive that thing like you stole it!"
Upset, my Mom immediately asked why he would say such a reckless thing to his teenager.
To which my Dad replied, "Trust me, Sweetie. If he stole a car, he'd be driving the speed limit, using his turn signals, stopping at red lights, and heading home as soon as possible to avoid the attention of the cops."
