The Best 10 Posses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Posses jokes. There are some posses trick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these posses demon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Posses Jokes and Puns

Possessio is nine tenths

of the word

Possession is nine tenths of the law.

The remaining tenth is exorcism.

How do possessed people work out?

They exorcise

Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight?

For weight loss, exorcising is recommended.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.


Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology

But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.

Possesio is 9/10ths

of the word

Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

The other tenth must be exorcism.

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

The maxim of daemon lawyers everywhere

Possessed by a demon? Need help?

A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the posses possessio jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working posses law piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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