Positive Energy Jokes

7 positive energy jokes and hilarious positive energy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about positive energy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Positive Energy Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife so s**... unsatisfied?

When her husband had the position, he couldn't find the momentum.
When he had the energy, he couldn't find the time.

I hear Heisenberg and his wife are having problems

When he has the time, he doesn't have the energy, and when he has the position, he can't get the momentum.

Heisenberg's wife was unhappy...

because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
Credit to Greg and/or Terry from American Dad.

Why did Heisenberg have a miserable s**... life?

Because when he found the correct position, he didn't have the momentum, and when he finally found the time, he didn't have the energy.

What did the Battery say on his Blind Date?

I have a lot of energy and I am a pretty positive guy. But I do have a negative side.

"For this entry level position, we're looking for..."

"Someone with the wisdom of a 50-year old
The experience of a 40-year old
The ambition of a 30-year old
The energy of a 20-year old
And who, ideally, is willing to work for free."

What is positive about beeing blonde?

You are allowed to park your car in the disabled spot
(Dont know if it have been done before, no energy to scroll through the endless thread)

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