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My favourite sex position is called "WOW" ...

It's where I flip your MOM over

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The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.

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A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

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We had an open position with 60 applicants. I said, "I don't have time to review all these resumes. Just hire the one with the biggest tits!"

Larry starts Monday.

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I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.

Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

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What sexual position creates the ugliest children?

Ask your parents.

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Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the first.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the second.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

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My new favorite sex position is called "wow".

It's where I turn your mom upside down.

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New Sex Position called Raging bull... [NSFW]

1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real deep.
Now here's the bull part, bring your lips near her ear and whisper another girl's name and see how long you can stay on. Good luck.

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I got fired from my last job for arranging the vegetables into sexual position

Apparently that's "misconduct" for a special needs teacher.

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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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My favorite sex position is the WOW

That's when I flip your MOM over.

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What does a pulley like the best about its position?

It's the center of a tension.

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Two Scientists walk into a Bar

One says "I'll have some H2O."

The other says "I'll have some H2O, too."




The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical functional of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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What sexual position makes the ugliest babies?

Ask your mom.

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A black guys walks into a bank...

... says "I'm looking for a job!"

The bank manager says, "Well, you're in luck! We have a position opening tomorrow that pays $48,000 a year and has access to a free car!"


The black guy says "You're joking."


The bank manager says "Well, you started it!"

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Based on statistics

The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style...
The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

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What sex position are you not allowed to use in the south?

Reverse cowgirl, you never turn your back on family.

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What sex position creates the ugliest children?

Ask your mother

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My favourite sex position is the JFK

I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!

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My favorite sex position is the JFK.

It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

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I heard about this new sex position that I really want to try.

It's called:

With another person.

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I heard hookers are now offering the "Romney" for $1,000.

It includes every position.

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Which sex position produces the ugliest kids?

Ask your parents.

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Kevin Spacey is trying to get a new position in Vegas,...

Blackjack Dealer

Because they hit on anything under 17.

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Two scientists walk into a bar.

"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.

"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.

Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical

function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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I went to get a prostate exam yesterday...

the doctor told me to get in the fetal position and relax.

"You, know", the doc said after about 30 seconds into the procedure, "it's shouldn't be embarrassing, and it's not uncommon for some men to get an erection during this procedure."

"I don't have an erection', I responded.

Doc responded, "Yeah, but I do."

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What sex position makes an ugly baby?

Go ask your mom

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A man urges his wife to try a new sex position - The . Curious, she asks about what romantic and exotic position her husband wants to try. "Well honey" he answers, "it's quite simple, you give me a blow job, and I owe you one"

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what sex position produces the ugliest children?

ask your parents

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What sexual position creates the ugliest kids?

Ask your parents

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I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry

The job has its prose and Khans

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Heard this one from a scientist last night

Two scientists walk into a bar:

I'll have an H2O.

I'll have an H2O, too.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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So I asked my friend, "I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"

Me:"What is he doing now?"

Friend: "Nothing"

Me: "But I thought he got the job!?"

Friend: "Yes he did."

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