Posh Jokes
32 posh jokes and hilarious posh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about posh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best of British posh, with these hilarious jokes only a posh boy, posh person, or someone who has attended a posh school, dined at a posh restaurant, or tasted posh food would understand! From the snobby tones of the Ritz, to the elvish haughtiness of the upper classes, these posh jokes will have you laughing and begging for more.
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Funniest Posh Short Jokes
Short posh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The posh humour may include short classy jokes also.
- Whats the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a posh dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
- Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark... It's the sound made by a posh duck.
- What do david beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box
- 007 has a new mission… … he has to infiltrate a posh party and mingle.
His orders are to bond James, bond . - When i was little, i had an obsession with Posh Spice. Which cost my mom a fortune in saffron.
- As a child, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice Which cost my mum a fortune in saffron...
- It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
- When I was young, I used to have an obsession with Posh Spice Which cost my mum a fortune in saffron
- A new Hipster wing was unveiled in the museum off Third and Posh streets. I found it to be a tad highbrah for my tastes.
- I bought a racehorse today and I named him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh t**... shouting, "Come on My Face."
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Posh One Liners
Which posh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with posh? I can suggest the ones about prestigious and tipsy.
- I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James.
- You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
- I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron.
- How is David Beckham like Ferrero Rocher? They both come in a posh box.
- Where do all the posh communists shop? Marx & Spencer
- Height of poshness... Using laundered condoms
- What do you call a posh, fat Irish father? O lardy da'.
- The SS are releasing a hip hop album to raise money for the dyslexic Pish Posh
- What do you call a posh girl's abortion? An Eton mess.
- You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks!
- I just visited a posh s**... club in Northern Canada. They call it Brrrlesque.
Laughter Posh Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about posh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fancy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make posh pranks.
Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.
One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".
A p**... drunk man stumbles onto the bus on his way home...
When he finally hobbles his way to the last empty seat, he turns to see a posh stiff lady seated with her frilly pink French poodle.
He turns his head shakily and slurs, "Where'dh ye get tha' pig?"
The lady huffs and retorts, "Ugh! Why, I'll have you know Mr. Squiggles is **not** a pig! He is a purebred French poodle!"
The man squints his eyes and is silent for a second. Then turns back to the lady and slurs once more:
"I wath tokking...to thuh Frensh poothle."
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel......
When they get there, one girl suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid s**... by the fireside, a girl turned to her new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best s**... I've had in years! I wonder how the guys are doing?"
A posh hunter is roaming the forest
He comes to a clearing where a startlingly beautiful woman lies n**... before him.
He looks her up and down, smiling knowingly. Are you game? He asks with a huge grin on his face.
Oh yes she replies sensually.
So he shoots her.
An Australian joke
Dave returned to Snake Gully after a brief trip to Europe. Dad said, 'Reckon you saw a lot of mighty fine things in that Europe.'
'Sure did, Dad. Cathedrals, palaces, mansions. But what impressed me most were the dunnies. They sure have got terrific dunnies. And they all flush.'
'Well, son,' said Dad, 'reckon you ought to build yourself one of those posh dunnies. But you'll have to get rid of the old s**... first."
'Nothing to it, Dad.' Dave took out a hand grenade that he happened to have on him, pulled out the pin and threw it at the s**....
Dad's a slow thinker and a slow mover. After a while he said, 'I don't reckon you should have done that, son.'
Out of the debris staggered Mum. She lurched up to Dad and said, 'Reckon it must have been something i ate.'
