The Best 21 Posh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Posh jokes. There are some posh enthusiasts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these posh glamorous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Posh Jokes and Puns

Whats the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a posh dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

I went to a posh school.

In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James.

Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.

One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".

Posh joke, Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.

I bought a racehorse today

and I named him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."

Scientists recently discovered the source of the quark...

It's the sound made by a posh duck.


What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common?

They both come in a posh box

A pissed drunk man stumbles onto the bus on his way home...

When he finally hobbles his way to the last empty seat, he turns to see a posh stiff lady seated with her frilly pink French poodle.

He turns his head shakily and slurs, "Where'dh ye get tha' pig?"

The lady huffs and retorts, "Ugh! Why, I'll have you know Mr. Squiggles is **not** a pig! He is a purebred French poodle!"

The man squints his eyes and is silent for a second. Then turns back to the lady and slurs once more:

"I wath tokking...to thuh Frensh poothle."

Posh joke, A pissed drunk man stumbles onto the bus on his way home...

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel......

When they get there, one girl suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, a girl turned to her new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the guys are doing?"

When i was little, i had an obsession with Posh Spice.

Which cost my mom a fortune in saffron.

I used to have a real thing for posh spice....

It cost my mum a fortune in saffron.

As a child, I had a real obsession with Posh Spice

Which cost my mum a fortune in saffron...

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It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci

I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"

[NSFW] I have bought a race horse called ......

my face!
I dont care if it wins or loses, or even costs me a fortune, I just want the pleasure of going to the races and hearing hundreds of posh females shouting 'come on my face!'

A posh hunter is roaming the forest

He comes to a clearing where a startlingly beautiful woman lies naked before him.

He looks her up and down, smiling knowingly. Are you game? He asks with a huge grin on his face.

Oh yes she replies sensually.

So he shoots her.

How is David Beckham like Ferrero Rocher?

They both come in a posh box.

When I was young, I used to have an obsession with Posh Spice

Which cost my mum a fortune in saffron

Posh joke, When I was young, I used to have an obsession with Posh Spice

Where do all the posh communists shop?

Marx & Spencer

A new Hipster wing was unveiled in the museum off Third and Posh streets.

I found it to be a tad highbrah for my tastes.

I just visited a posh strip club in Northern Canada.

They call it Brrrlesque.


What do you call a posh, fat Irish father?

O lardy da'.

The SS are releasing a hip hop album to raise money for the dyslexic

Pish Posh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the posh fashionable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working posh colin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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