Poses Jokes

Funniest Poses Short Jokes

Short poses jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The poses humour may include short posed jokes also.

1. What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.
   The other is an Iraqi Army base.
2. Was always of the opinion that bad posture didn't pose a threat to my physical well-being. But after an appointment with my physiotherapist, I stand corrected.
3. A photographer was badly hurt this morning when a huge block of cheese fell on him. Everyone posing for the wedding party picture had tried to warn him.
4. I found a ghost who wanted to pose for a photo for me! Unfortunately, it came out horribly underexposed. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
5. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag? One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
6. Bakeries often ask me to pose for promotional photos with their products. Apparently I'm an excellent roll model.
7. My girlfriend got mad that I wouldn't do the Titanic pose with her the other day. I told her we can't do that in a two person canoe.
8. Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women? Splinters.
9. Oy! Everyone's a comedian nowadays! Personally my favourite of the Watchmen is Rorshach, but each to their own I s'pose.
10. My customer service rep asked if everything was good, after I posed the same Q in three different ways I said, I like my answers like I like my butter: clarified.

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Poses One Liners

Which poses one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with poses? I can suggest the ones about acts and props.

1. Why did Shakespeare only write in ink? Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B
2. Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ? Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
3. I'm glad my wife is lactose intolerant. We don't have to pose for pictures.
4. What is a pirate's favourite yoga pose? The plank!
5. Why is it often easier to pose questions in the third person? Asking for a friend...
6. Why do girls like Jesus? Cuz he was hung like this (pose with my arms out)
7. I saw a long stick of bread posing for a photo..... ... apparently it was a roll- model.
8. What did the Pirate say when he did a T-pose? Aye matey
9. What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose.
10. I'm being followed by bots posing as humans ...just like on Twitter.
11. Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve.
12. Snow sculptures are cool! Icy pose
13. Why do girls love Jesus Cause he's hung like this (pose like Jesus in the cross)
14. Do British people..... Tea Pose?
15. This cat is very happy. He found the purr pose of life.

Yoga Poses Jokes

Here is a list of funny yoga poses jokes and even better yoga poses puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Steve Jobs' favorite yoga pose? Corpse pose.
• I just tried an inverted yoga pose that my friend told me about... it was highly r**...-ended

Silly Poses Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about poses you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean puts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make poses pranks.