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I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon
Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
What did Poseidon say to the giant squid?
What's Kraken?
Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?
Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"
What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?
ctrl + C
Why does Poseidon always wear a c**...?
So he doesn't get merm-AIDS
A friend of mine didn't understand what Poseidon's kiss was so I had to explain to him
That I didn't either
With all the storms recently
It's like Poseidon has mistaken us for North Korea
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