The Best 8 Poseidon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Poseidon jokes. There are some poseidon preys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these poseidon reef puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Poseidon Jokes and Puns

What did Poseidon say to the giant squid?

What's Kraken?

Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

"He's O-dissing-us"

Why does Poseidon always wear a condom?

So he doesn't get merm-AIDS

With all the storms recently

It's like Poseidon has mistaken us for North Korea

I have a very good friend I call him Poseidon

Because he is a swell guy.

Redneck word of the day: Poseidon

Sentence: That chick over there was the Poseidon the other night.

A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time?

Poseidon: "Sea, SeΓ±or!"

What did poseidon yell when he hit a solid wall while crusing a river


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the poseidon bromide jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working poseidon neptune piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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