Ports Jokes
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An Afghan escaping from Taliban walks in through the Pakistani border...
He is immediately stopped by Paxtani border patrol agents and asked to identify himself. He stops and says he's the Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
Paxtani border officer: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Minister of Ports & Shipping?"
Afghan: "Don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?"
Why does the Nintendo switch come with a dock?
Because of all the ports
(Told to me by my wife)
Why do they refer to network ports as female?
Because when they stop talking to you, you never know why.
Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports?
So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in
If USB ports could talk, they'd only ask one question.
Is it in yet?
An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport,
introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.
The surprised Pakistani Officer asked:"But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping.?"
The Afghan replied: "Wallah ya Habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan.?"
Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?
Must be because of all their ports left Open.
(l8 to the party i know)
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