JokoJokes

Portray Jokes

5 portray jokes and hilarious portray puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about portray that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Portray Jokes With Friends




Silly Portray Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What is a good portray joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why do crucifixion depictions always portray Jesus as muscular?

Crossfit

North Korea's state media is very truthful

They accurately portray United States as a country where half of it is burning and half of it is drowning.

What do you call a theater major who works hard to portray his drug addict role?

A m**...-head actor

The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize m**.... Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...

...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly m**... in the bathroom.

Austria, mid-1950s

Once upon a time in an Austrian elementary school, the children were preparing for the school play. This year it was about classical musicians. The teacher asked some students who they'd like to portray in the production. Hans wanted to be Mozart, Johan wanted to be Beethoven, and Karl wanted to be Brahms. When little Arnold was asked, he replied "I'll be Bach!"

Share These Portray Jokes With Friends