The Best 5 Portman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Portman jokes. There are some portman ends jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these portman child puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Portman Jokes and Puns

I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping...

Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars.

Jim Portman decided to start an auto shop.

He called it PortmanTow.

They say we're made in God's Image...

If that's the case, sign me up for the God that made Natalie Portman!

What would you call it if Natalie Portman starred in Lorenzo's Oil?

Lack Schwann

Halfway through V for Vendetta...

...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the portman hemsworth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working portman lack piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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