The Best 7 Portland Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Portland jokes. There are some portland leftist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these portland seattle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Portland Jokes and Puns

What do you call a bunch of wet opinionated hippies?

I think it's called Portland

My girlfriend lives in Portland, she's my Maine hoe

But I got a girl in Boise who's my Sidaho

how many Portlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb

23 - it only takes one to actually screw it in, but these 22 sustainability blogs aren't gonna write themselves

Did you hear about the blood drive organizer from Portland who died in a car crash?

He was an Oregon donor.

What do Portland, Oregon, and the finest restaurants in France have in common?

White whine.


The Tin Man was just ousted out of the Portland Water Bureau;

he's suspected of corrosion.

President Obama answered questions on YouTube recently. He was asked 7,500 times about legalizing marijuana.

And that was just from Chad in Portland.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the portland oregon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working portland nomination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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