Portholes Jokes
3 portholes jokes and hilarious portholes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about portholes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Portholes Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why are ships' portholes round?
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
Why are the portholes on a boat circular?
So the water doesn't hit you square in the face...
My grandfather died in the polish navy...
...on the sub that with the screen door, but it didn't sink that way.
What happened was my grandfather looked through the porthole, saw the screen door flapping and decided to open the hatch to close it.
-&y
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