The Best 8 Portfolio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Portfolio jokes. There are some portfolio research jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these portfolio briefcase puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Portfolio Jokes and Puns

A man ends up in a 30-year coma.

After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank.

He hears: "Dear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your savings portfolio is $950 billion."

The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.

When he comes to the bar, he says "I'd like a coffee, please.".

The cashier tells him "That'd be $30 billion.".

What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?

One's a portfolio, and the other's fort polio

Seems like the more I play with it, the smaller it gets...

...but I just never feel satisfied with my stock portfolio.

What do you call a sub-account in your offshore banking portfolio used specifically for hookers?

A Cayman-sider

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!


What's the difference between a folder and an army of anti-vaxxers?

The folder is a portfolio.

My stock portfolio has tripled in value this year

From an initial value of 2 bitcoins, it is now worth 6 bitcoins.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the portfolio offshore jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working portfolio technological piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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