Portfolio Jokes
7 portfolio jokes and hilarious portfolio puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about portfolio that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A man ends up in a 30-year coma.
After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank.
He hears: "Dear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your savings portfolio is $950 billion."
The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.
When he comes to the bar, he says "I'd like a coffee, please.".
The cashier tells him "That'd be $30 billion.".
After years of Investing and Careful Trading I finally have a Six figure Portfolio thanks to Crypto.
Current Balance: $10.0001
What's the difference between a folder of an artist work and a diseased strong hold?
One's a portfolio, and the other's fort polio
How do shoe stores diversify their portfolios?
They invest in socks.
Seems like the more I play with it, the smaller it gets...
...but I just never feel satisfied with my stock portfolio.
What do you call a sub-account in your offshore banking portfolio used specifically for h**...?
A Cayman-sider
How did Jack grow his portfolio?
He invested in beanstocks!
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