The Best 9 Portal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Portal jokes. There are some portal porta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these portal interpretation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Portal Jokes and Puns

What do u call a cute portal?

"A door-able"

What do you call a bathroom in a wormhole?

A portal potty.

what do you call a cute portal?

a doorable

Because I'm such a Portal 2 fan, I created my own levels.

Sadly, none of the "volunteers" have made it out alive and their families are starting to ask questions.

What's a Russian online portal where you can see what shows aren't available in your country?

Nietflix.


I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dimension while trying to spy on the Russians...

But I guess stranger things have happened.

Little Johnny meets his future self.

One day Little Johnny was in his room practicing piano. When suddenly a portal opens revealing Big Johnny, little Johnny's future self. Little Johnny excitedly asks Big Johnny "What am I going to be in the future." Big Johnny replies "A pedophile" as he closes the lights and doors.

In a world of trolls hidden behind the shadows of a portal to another reality. How come one does not simply learn how to troll?

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