The Best 18 Portable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Portable jokes. There are some portable usb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these portable device puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Portable Jokes and Puns

So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd

That would be stereotyping.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"



"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.



"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

Portable joke, A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source.

I was charged with a Sultan battery.

I watch a lot of videos about portable furniture.

I like seeing how they unfold.


Guy is rolling down the sidewalk in a desk chair

He has a laptop under one arm, a phone under the other. A portable printer on his lap. He has a small wastepaper basket on his head. A swingline stapler in his shirt pocket

Cop spots him and says "what do you think you are doing?"

"Impersonating an office, sir."

What do you call a Mexican portable Nintendo?

Nintendo Diaz

Portable joke, What do you call a Mexican portable Nintendo?

Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels?

Because you make my hotdog stand

What do you call a portable Karoake?

A Carry-oake

Legendary comedian Steven Wright really became famous when he helped a woman give birth in a portable toilet.

He was known for his Bedpan delivery.

I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack

I'm being charged with battery

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When it comes to climbing on my roof,

I have two options, and between shimmying up the drainage pipe and using a portable set of inclined steps, I would take the ladder of the two.

Skyrim release by platform PC/PS3/XB360->PS4/XB1->Switch

Finally, *a port*-able release. Too bad it's still.

I once had a run in with some portable nylon housing...

...it was tents.

What do you call a portable NES?

a PNES!!

....wait

I was in a portable toilet establishment

there was no silverware.

Portable joke, I was in a portable toilet establishment

[OC] What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma.

Happy Mother's Day folks

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the portable screenshot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working portable settings piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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