Portable Jokes
9 portable jokes and hilarious portable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about portable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
What can be more fun than toilet humor? Portable Jokes takes a comical look at the world of portable toilets, offering an in-depth analysis of the latest trends, technology, and funny stories. Learn all about the latest developments in the industry such as the Wired Aria and Boombox, as well as hilarious stories from the user's point of view. Enjoy!
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What is a good portable joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So I did some research...
and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...
Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.
Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn't make them a nerd
That would be stereotyping.
Why did the pianist switch to accordion? He needed a portable instrument to chase away his enemies.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
A Saudi king let me juice up my phone with his portable power source.
I was charged with a Sultan battery.
I watch a lot of videos about portable furniture.
I like seeing how they unfold.
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along.
He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”
One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”
Guy is rolling down the sidewalk in a desk chair
He has a laptop under one arm, a phone under the other. A portable printer on his lap. He has a small wastepaper basket on his head. A swingline stapler in his shirt pocket
Cop spots him and says "what do you think you are doing?"
"Impersonating an office, sir."
What do you call a Mexican portable Nintendo?
Nintendo Diaz
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